HELLO! LONG TIME NO SHOUT!

I HAVE A PRESSING ISSUE I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS WITH YOU ALL REGARDING COLLEGE FOOTBALL. WHEN I THINK SPORTS DISCUSSIONS, I THINK INTERNET. AND WHEN I THINK RATIONAL AND REASONABLE DEBATE, I THINK ALLIANCE TALK. SO! HERE WE ARE!

UCF'S VICTORY OVER AUBURN IS PROOF THAT WE NEED AN EXPANDED COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF, AND THAT THE SEC IS OVERRATED. THIS IS NOT PRESENTED AS A DEBATE POINT. IT IS AN UNDENIABLE FACT.

HOWEVER, WE NEED TO DECIDE HOW THESE PLAYOFFS WOULD BE ORGANIZED. THIS IS WHERE I BELIEVE YOU, THE AT COMMUNITY, CAN BE OF GREAT SERVICE TO MANKIND. HOW MANY TEAMS SHOULD BE IN, AND HOW SHOULD THEY BE CHOSEN?

AND FINALLY, IF THE COLOR COMMENTARY GUY FOR THE ROSE BOWL GAME USES THE WORD "PHYSICALITY" ONE MORE TIME, HE WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED. AGAIN, THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

SEC IS WIN COMPLETE WITH EXPLOSIONS!!!
UCF WAS GOOD, IS GOOD, GREAT GAME. THAT GUY GRIFFIN WITH 1 HAND IS AMAZING.

OH LOOK GEORGIA IS SUCKING (hahahahaha)

ROLL TIDE ROLL

[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 44388; 836246]HELLO! LONG TIME NO SHOUT!

I HAVE A PRESSING ISSUE I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS WITH YOU ALL REGARDING COLLEGE FOOTBALL. WHEN I THINK SPORTS DISCUSSIONS, I THINK INTERNET. AND WHEN I THINK RATIONAL AND REASONABLE DEBATE, I THINK ALLIANCE TALK. SO! HERE WE ARE!

UCF'S VICTORY OVER AUBURN IS PROOF THAT WE NEED AN EXPANDED COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF, AND THAT THE SEC IS OVERRATED. THIS IS NOT PRESENTED AS A DEBATE POINT. IT IS AN UNDENIABLE FACT.

HOWEVER, WE NEED TO DECIDE HOW THESE PLAYOFFS WOULD BE ORGANIZED. THIS IS WHERE I BELIEVE YOU, THE AT COMMUNITY, CAN BE OF GREAT SERVICE TO MANKIND. HOW MANY TEAMS SHOULD BE IN, AND HOW SHOULD THEY BE CHOSEN?

AND FINALLY, IF THE COLOR COMMENTARY GUY FOR THE ROSE BOWL GAME USES THE WORD "PHYSICALITY" ONE MORE TIME, HE WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED. AGAIN, THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! [/quote]

THE SAME COMMENTARY GUY SAID THEY WERE GOING INTO EXTRA INNINGS INSTEAD OF OVERTIME. BLOW HIM UP.

Georgia may have been sucking but they did win.

Bama may have sucked most of the first half but they’re currently winning.

UFC.....*yawns* anyways. Moving on.

Another all SEC Championship game maybe? Love it.

SAM, LONG TIME NO HEAR BROTHER!

THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE REALLY, POK-TA-POK (AKA MAYAN DEATH BALL). ITS A SIMPLE SPORT REALLY, PLAYERS ON EACH TEAM TRY TO KEEP A 9 POUND SOLID RUBBER BALL IN PLAY IN A STONE PIT USING ONLY THEIR KNEES, HIPS, ELBOWS, AND POSSIBLY GENITALS. THEY ATTEMPT TO SMASH THE BALL THROUGH A STONE HOOP OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE THEIR OPPONENTS ATTEMPT TO fluff-BLOCK THEM AND TAKE AWAY THEIR BALLS. THE GAMES GENERALLY LASTED FOR TWO WEEKS AND THE LOSING TEAM WOULD BE RITUALLY SACRIFICED, ALSO SOMETIMES THE WINNING TEAM WOULD ALSO BE SACRIFICED - BUT MORE RITUALLISTICLY AND WITH GREAT HONOR.

NOT ONLY WOULD THE GREAT POK-TA-POK TOURNAMENT BE A GREAT WAY TO SETTLE THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL, IT WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS (UNLIKE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, HA!). IT WAS A GAME OF GREAT PHYSICALITY.

ALTERNATIVELY, WE COULD JUST TAKE THE FIVE MAJOR CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS AND THE NEXT THREE HIGHEST RANKED AT LARGE TEAMS (WHICH WOULD STILL HAVE LEFT UCF OUT (WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE THEY DODGED A GAME AGAINST GEORGIA TECH THAT WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM AN ACC WIN AND A TOP 10 RANKING)). WHILE THIS WOULD BE MUCH LESS EXCITING THAN A POK-TA-POK TOURNAMENT, IT WOULD AVOID THE STICKY PROBLEM OF WHETHER OR NOT TO SACRIFICE THE WINNING TEAM AT THE END.

IN OTHER NEWS, HI.

JIM DANGER,
COMMISSIONER OF THE DANDELION BOWL COMMITTEE
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|

GA IS NOT SUCKING ON ANYTHING EXCEPT THE OKLAHOMA CHEERLEADERS TITS LOL. GA WILL WIN AGAINST BAMA, AND I WILL TAKE UP TO 300$ IN BETS.... WASSUP?

Oh snap there's a SAM_DANGER too? I can't wait for the reunion in 2047. Need to commission a warbot that runs with caps lock on.

I THINK THE SEC HAS WELL SHOWN THEY AREN'T OVERRATED. THEY DO HAVE BOTH TEAMS IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. UCF DEFINITELY DESERVED TO BE THERE OVER TWO SEC TEAMS, BUT IT'S HARD TO ARGUE WITH BAMA BEING THERE. I DON'T SEE HOW TWO LOSS TEAMS MAKE IT OVER UNDEFEATED TEAMS BUT THEN WASHINGTON GOT THEIR ASS HANDED TO THEM LAST YEAR.

OH AND HI

DERRICK DANGER
COMMISSIONER OF THE FULLY PACKED BOWL
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]

HA, DERRICK SEEMS TO HAVE MISSED A GREAT DEAL OF THE HISTORY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|! SADLY, I WAS PRETTY HIGH AND MISSED QUITE A BIT OF IT AS WELL. HOWEVER, I DO REMEMBER ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I'M PRETTY SURE DERRICK WAS NEVER IN DANGER. I'M NOT SURE IF FALSIFYING A LEGACY AS A FORMER MEMBER OF DANGER IS AN EXPLODABLE OFFENSE, BUT I'M SURE THE COMMITTEE OF ONE AND THE INFINITE MONKEYS WILL HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS MATTER.

JIM DANGER
GRAND HIGH INQUISITOR
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|!

HERE, IN ORDER TO HELP CATCH YOU UP, A BRIEF HISTORY LESSON (I SUGGEST STARTING AT THE BOTTOM):

http://www.earthempires.com/...nked-too-low-30564#548809

http://www.earthempires.com/...-war-dec-sol-31128#559862

http://www.earthempires.com/...ro-tolerance-27668#513191

http://www.earthempires.com/...m-jim-danger-27816#514200

http://www.earthempires.com/...low-us-to-explain-29025/1

http://www.earthempires.com/...e-talk/danger-wtf-29021/1