Jun 12th 2011, 20:31:32
Maybe the EE staff can get some tips...
The ultimate service level! Don't settle for second-best when you can have the ultimate level of service.. The Swirve Diamond Jubilee Plan!
Benefits:
1) Unlimited turns. Yes, you can play and play and play until you can play no more. While everyone else is waiting 39 minutes to sell their tech after forgetting that they already grabbed their free turn of the day, you're hitting the cash button 16,000 times.
2) Unlimited accounts! Every game is an FFA when you go with the Diamond Jubilee Plan!
3) Mehul's office phone number. Yes, you too can be like.. you know who! Get deleted? Call Mehul, he'll hook ya' up! He'll even delete your enemies, whether they're multies or not!
4) Free tickets Swirve company picnic at The Alamo! Eat hot dogs, see Davey Crockett's hat, pretend you're Jim Bowie! Hell, have a few beers and pretend your David Bowie!
5) No ads, ever again! You'll never see another ad again... anywhere! Mehul's crack team of scientists will get rid of not only internet ads, but every other ad you'll run into during your daily life. They'll paint over billboards with black paint, cut out the ads on your Sunday newspaper, and when commercials appear on TV, they'll turn it off and act out interpretive dances for you and your family!
How do you get on board? How do you become part of the elite Diamond Jubilee Plan? That's easy! For only 99 payments of $99(USD) you'll have all of these benefits! Act now and you'll receive, for no additional cost, a copy of Mehul Patel's best-selling autobiography "I made millions of dollars. No, really, I did!"
If you sign up in the next twenty minutes, you'll also recieve a trial container of Oxy-Clean, the miracle stain remover!
At the completion of your Diamond Jubilee Plan payment schedule, you'll receive, for no additional cost, Mehul's next best-selling book "I just bought New Mexico, with proceeds from some stupid pay to pay scam"
The ultimate service level! Don't settle for second-best when you can have the ultimate level of service.. The Swirve Diamond Jubilee Plan!
Benefits:
1) Unlimited turns. Yes, you can play and play and play until you can play no more. While everyone else is waiting 39 minutes to sell their tech after forgetting that they already grabbed their free turn of the day, you're hitting the cash button 16,000 times.
2) Unlimited accounts! Every game is an FFA when you go with the Diamond Jubilee Plan!
3) Mehul's office phone number. Yes, you too can be like.. you know who! Get deleted? Call Mehul, he'll hook ya' up! He'll even delete your enemies, whether they're multies or not!
4) Free tickets Swirve company picnic at The Alamo! Eat hot dogs, see Davey Crockett's hat, pretend you're Jim Bowie! Hell, have a few beers and pretend your David Bowie!
5) No ads, ever again! You'll never see another ad again... anywhere! Mehul's crack team of scientists will get rid of not only internet ads, but every other ad you'll run into during your daily life. They'll paint over billboards with black paint, cut out the ads on your Sunday newspaper, and when commercials appear on TV, they'll turn it off and act out interpretive dances for you and your family!
How do you get on board? How do you become part of the elite Diamond Jubilee Plan? That's easy! For only 99 payments of $99(USD) you'll have all of these benefits! Act now and you'll receive, for no additional cost, a copy of Mehul Patel's best-selling autobiography "I made millions of dollars. No, really, I did!"
If you sign up in the next twenty minutes, you'll also recieve a trial container of Oxy-Clean, the miracle stain remover!
At the completion of your Diamond Jubilee Plan payment schedule, you'll receive, for no additional cost, Mehul's next best-selling book "I just bought New Mexico, with proceeds from some stupid pay to pay scam"
