sung to "the ballad of magellan" by animaniacs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM-igYjn6E4 <-- added youtube link
posted Oct 24th, 2002 11:23
there once was a mod, he name was mickster, a leader of sol, we all found him
cute. He came to AT to get rid of spam
he started his mission with hardly a care
hoopie tai yayi yo,
keep trying old mickster getting rid of spam,
Whoppie tay yai yay, with hardly a care, you'll get rid of spammers you just don't
know when
He banned killer
fluffy he said "I've gotten rid of spam" but then someone posted
SUBMIT TO
fluff, HE got cranky and MASS BANNED THE REST OF AT..
Whoppie tay yai yay, settle down old mickster, you'll stop all the spam, you just
don't know when
Whoppie tay yai yo, stop clicking that ban button mickster, you'll get rid of
spammers you just don't know when
He started the next and a long came a spam bot, the unhappy moderator was
driven insane
At last spam was gotten rid of, and then THE CHEESE returned
Whoppie tay yai yo, cheer up old mickster one day the spammers will all be gone
Whoppie tay yai yay, gather your wits and dont' tear out your hair
It took him 5 months but he banned all the spammers, but then someone
shouted.. I AM THE SPAM
AI YAI YAI YAI OOOPS OLD MICKSTER YOUR FUN LITTLE MISSION HAS BECOME
A NIGHTMARE
Whoppie tay yai yay, KEEP TRYING OLD MICKSTER, YOU"ll GET RID OF SPAM YOU
DON"T WHEN
ANOTHER DAY, HE BANNED mORE SPAMMER, MICKSTER WAS PLEASED AS THE
BOARDS DREW CALM, AND THEN SOMEONESAID HERE COMES ANOTHER
SPAMMER AND MICKSTER GOT BANNED BY ANOTHER MOD
Whoppie tay yai yo, poor old mickter you'll succeed one day we just don't know when
Whoppie tay yai yay, KEEP TRYING OLD MICKSTER, YOU"ll GET RID OF SPAM YOU DON"T KNOW WHEN.
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