Man, the butchery of the English language that goes on here is depressing.

Lesson #1 defuse, diffuse, These two words are NOT interchangeable. One is the process of inhibiting a fuse from going off, the other is to spread out something over a distance or volumetric space.

There are others, and I will get around to them when they get under my skin.

Deefuze!

your overeacting just play the dam game....... i have a nice stalk of food and oil i hope tech prices dont fall to low so i can finnish very bigly

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overerecting id say aswell. However, bigly you will, finnish Elliot I shall be you better.

TS should also remember that we are significant peoples who have use only english as 2nd lingustics.

If you didn't get a heart attack from reading this you can obviously handle more butchery than you give yourself credit for!

thanks Cerb

well english has been getting butchered on earth-forums ~20 years so shouldn't be any surprise nowadays.

Your are a luzer
Your moms a luzer, too!

Cool story. You're great at english. You should be proud.

Eye dont no about u all but i don’t believe its that big of an ideal.

Yah in me personnel opinion it don't matter none to me not once not never.

Oh fluff I lol'd at this post.

Compliment - polite praise
Example: This thread was a great idea.

Complement - a thing that improves or completes another thing
Example: Cheese Whiz on toast

Condiment - a sauce or spread added to food to add flavour
Example: Cheese Whiz on toast

Condominium - an individually owned apartment
Example: One Madison in New York

Condom - a relatively effective birth and disease control sheath that can be placed over a penis or used to waterproof your phone
Example: Ask your dad what his biggest regret is

Cum Laude - a mark of distinction usually used on university degrees for good students
Example: 91% of Harvard students have some sort of cum laude marked on their degrees

Cum Load - a mark of distinction that can only be seen under blacklight in university dorm rooms
Example: It can be found on 91% of the area of most dorm rooms



Did I miss any ?

Land grab

Smart liberal.

The rarest of species.

Unusually nice socks and great hair though.

Who wants a picture? What about an apology?

I wouldn't want to be a 20 something 6foot Asian guy wearing a hoodie in Toronto this week.

Worst case ontario it's a matter of gorilla see gorilla do.

I are,
You is,
We am

me am bizarro

Im guessing you are from usa with your " everyone" must be good at English! Learn a second language before complaining!

That is sound if we weren't wont to visit our native language forums.

Numbers are universal. Play the game. Language is esoteric. Learn how to speak the language, and then I guess maybe, try your hand at debate?

I don't go debating in Indonesian or romanian or Cantonese.

Respect being a two way street? don't bring your second language argument and expect it to hold water.

If you preface your statement with 'I don't understand the words you or I use, 2nd language' then you should learn the words before you touch your finger to any sort of typing device.

Oh, no, Canada. Butchering the language doesn't offend 'murcans. Thems be the biggest dun vilaturs.

America is a third world country when it comes to English. 'Murcan dun be it's own talking way.

But we aren't speaking german and,thusly, they won for us. And forever shall win for us again.

Hate the usa.. just wait until they aren't there to make sure the sun rises in the east.

(Cerb is usa- I am canada. But I agree with cerb here completely)

Soon all Americans will speak emoji and then we will truly have snatched the pebble from Zamenhof's hand.

*cringes*

Holy fluff, boy, are you from America? You must live out in LA somewhere, eh/

Well, apparently some of you referred to your thesaurus successfully to come up with synonyms. At least that happened.

Sprechen sie Die Deutsch? Was ist den los?

Douche, I speak three.

Good for you. Now stop complaining :)

bigly is an east coast expression, I thought.

Wait, is Cali east coast too? Just south of New Sweater where Christy was governator?

wow! U all, the english, is the, VERY GOOD!