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Dec 15th 2010, 6:46:15

Thunder, I'm not Canadian enough to be martian, plus according to Patience's list on AT he is Mr. Rainbow.

SuperFly, I'm sure you'll see it before you see this message but if you're serious the password sent in a private message.

Marshal, yes I do. I also expect everyone to be able to recite it from memory all the way through after they're done reading it for the first time. Some friendly advice, do not post here again or any other RD Team Talk thread.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Dec 14th 2010, 18:58:34

Thanks to a late start I've been ostracized from the RD tags, as a result I'm opening my tag up to the public.

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Originally posted by archaic:
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Iris blooms again

Mr. Iris Game profile

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Dec 8th 2010, 7:22:32

Where is it wrong? You guys are clearly drunk. Skitch is a credible source, as he works for Google.
Originally posted by archaic:
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Dec 7th 2010, 21:13:37

We'd love to have him back ;)

Serb: Noted. Eat fluff.
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see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Dec 7th 2010, 17:41:29

Are we really still paying attention to this retards nonsense? He makes archaic look like a member of MENSA.
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see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Dec 7th 2010, 17:39:19

We are plenty of fun, we just happen to be assholes while we do it. Anyone inquiring about recruitment should know already know this, else they aren't fit to join. Thanks for your input.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Dec 7th 2010, 16:00:37

George Washington Carver
Originally posted by archaic:
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Dec 7th 2010, 5:29:11

If a current member of RD can vouch for you then fill out an application at:

http://www.boxcarhosting.com/...plication.php?clanID=xRDx

Unless that member is BadFish, who should know better than to post stupid fluff on RD related threads.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Dec 3rd 2010, 18:03:30

You'd be amazed at what we can do. Thanks for the kill target, we were getting bored and almost killed an innocent because of it. The land is yours to keep when you die, you earned it buddy.

Guess I can tag up now.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Dec 3rd 2010, 16:59:59

CALLME was a spam tag.
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Dec 1st 2010, 7:25:56

I'm more into sparkly vampires and little boys with 'magic' wands and scars stuff.
Originally posted by archaic:
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Iris blooms again

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Dec 1st 2010, 7:05:36

There are reasons not confined to solely this server and an incident with a nuke why he has had to assume new aliases through out the years. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Heston was another Driver/Hellrush/Prometheus alias.

LOL at the Thunder comment, someone should make a gif.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

Mr. Iris Game profile

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Dec 1st 2010, 6:58:15

Wear a raincoat next reset.
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see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Dec 1st 2010, 6:45:50

I'm glad we are still talking about a dead country, this is really fluffing awesome.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 30th 2010, 18:19:31

That's one pretty extreme case of delusions of grandeur, and I thought I was arrogant. Does include all of your aliases or just the one?
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 30th 2010, 1:04:44

Pretty sure I said stay the fluff off this thread, that isn't a recommendation.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 29th 2010, 20:43:38

If you're in RD and there isn't a Mr. in your name get the fluff off this thread.

Ford, we love you but we didn't feel like we could trust you in this situation. The recruitment offer still stands, not sure why all this other nonsense has gone on this thread but it is painful to read. As far as I'm concerned this issue was over and done with the second your country died.

Edited By: Mr. Iris on Nov 29th 2010, 20:48:15. Reason: submitted too soon
See Original Post
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

Mr. Iris Game profile

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Nov 25th 2010, 5:07:28

Is anyone else not able to tell which words are Dutch and which are butchered English?
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 25th 2010, 4:00:02

Why did you post something for Mr. Lime?
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 25th 2010, 3:50:29

CALLME is a spam tag, they've even mass messaged everyone to help kill your member. Don't count on some sort of diplomatic resolution.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 23rd 2010, 22:20:46

fluff
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 17th 2010, 16:27:18

What would the books in the LaE Testament be?

Gospels of lincoln, starstalker 4, LaE Recruiter

Countries ran by church members should get a tax break.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 17th 2010, 5:34:04

So his body has already ascended into LaEven?
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 17th 2010, 3:54:11

From the look of things, HG should have room for 1 more in their tag soon enough.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 17th 2010, 3:11:12

I was going to borrow LC's bowl but this thread works just as well.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 17th 2010, 3:00:50

So now that our savior is gone, is it now 01 or 00 AG *after gregg*.

Will Sunday or Monday be considered our holy day of res*e*t?

Was he concieved through immacuLaEX conception?

Did he turn oil into whine?

And after 3 days will he rise again?
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 16th 2010, 0:59:07

Are we uncluded in the clean slate party ;)?
Originally posted by archaic:
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 15th 2010, 5:44:57

Does anyone see a giant bowl laying around anywhere? I can't find mine and wanted to make some popcorn.

Take your time archaic, this isn't anything new for any of us.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 14th 2010, 10:15:06

Originally posted by Marshal:
1st time rd polices imag i think.


And what logic do you base said thoughts on? Could it be that this is RD's first reset as a legit alliance and the first reset we have policed for anyone? You're a quck one.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 10th 2010, 3:52:24

Originally posted by Mr. Firebrick:
for christ sake, so you realy want me to return ?


Yes.
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Nov 8th 2010, 20:49:22

SOL and SoF both still have their original hosting sites in tact. Hosting sites they have used for at least a decade that have huge contact lists. The same can't be said for those that were unfortunate enough to have relied on Gamerstown and ES back in the day.
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see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 8th 2010, 20:46:16

If you need an explanation I'll have one of the Pups make you a Venn Diagram or a flow chart to explain it to you. Any requests as to who the lucky guy should be?
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 8th 2010, 20:23:59

I believe I win this post count game?

It was your posting that got you in trouble in the first place and it was posting on recruit me threads that alerted us that you were playing again. How you interpret this information and what you do with it is entirely up to you.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 6th 2010, 4:38:38

I believe 2 stepping is grabbing/farming a friend's country after they have grabbed someone, giving them no shot at having a decent retal.

Also after seeing how emotional snaw is I'd like to withdraw my RSVP to his cherry popping party, I'm afraid he may become a stage 5 clinger if we do it.


Edited By: Mr. Iris on Nov 6th 2010, 4:40:55
See Original Post
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 6th 2010, 4:30:37

Anyone can see that you're an irrational overly emotional loudmouth retard, no one on the Alliance server is going to hit us because you like to do stupid fluff in Team.

Tell you what, starting next reeset if you pay pal me $15 dollars per set I'll pardon you for your misdoings and give you a DNH. After 6 resets if you're good I'll drop it to $10. Miss a payment and all deals are off. All prices are negotiable, for a lump sum we might even call it even from here on out.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

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Nov 6th 2010, 4:13:26

Cry us a river, fall in and drown in it. You've proven time and time again you can't keep your hand out of the cookie jar. If YOU touch any RD tag or even so much as fail a spy op you will die, plain and simple.

Don't like it? Shut the fluff up and do something about it.
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see many colors
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 6th 2010, 3:56:11

Originally posted by snawdog:
What would benefit a Team Mr. Silver? A gang bang to save your puss assed team...


Aren't we the feisty one. If thats an offer where do I sign up? Rumor has it you're a virgin and I'd love to be involved in the party that takes your blessed v-card.
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 4th 2010, 2:37:43

It has been ages since I have listened to the CD, but that particular quote was definitely by far my favorite part.
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 3rd 2010, 16:59:32

Originally posted by NOW3P:
It really is a veritable forest down there.


One of the best skits on his CD.
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 3rd 2010, 5:36:26

That is wonderful, I'm really happy for them.
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 3rd 2010, 5:19:14

Originally posted by crazyserb:
lol Mr.Iris are you in NA? couse you care way too much


You must be in SoF, if it wasn't obvious to you what alliance I am in from my first post on this thread then I don't know what to tell you. There is a reason why I 'care too much' and it isn't that I am a NA member.
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 3rd 2010, 5:12:07

He'd make me one happy old lady if he did, is he into roleplay?
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Iris blooms again

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Nov 3rd 2010, 5:01:37

Chevy > Brazil
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Nov 3rd 2010, 4:59:38

Of course FA on AT is awesome, obviously since the main point is a battle of e-peens. mrford has already posted a few times about NA's unorganization, thanks for the concern.

Read more then troll with new material kthx.
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Nov 3rd 2010, 4:42:40

War DNHs are given out of principle. Also out of principle FA is usually not done on AT, except on the random occasion to flex e-peen and feed trolls.
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Nov 3rd 2010, 4:28:15

Originally posted by aponic:
No one addressed my post and now I feel like a sad panda. While NA benefited politically from hitting SOF, LAF would have been better off allowing SOL to FS them again this reset and calling in allies.



Aponic, I agree with you to a certain extent but. Which of these 15-25 member alliances would LaF be benefiting themselves politically with by taking another FS from SOL? How many of these alliances do you think are willing to involve themselves in this new grudge match?

If LaF would have taken FS from SOL how many members will they lose because they aren't able to properly defend themselves? If this was Earth of 5-6 years ago the actions you propose would hold a lot more merit, unfortunately there are only so many alliances and people left playing this game. This is nothing new but if people aren't happy with their current alliance situation they are likely to leave for another alliance that can offer them what they want or leave the game entirely. Membership turnover rates in the current state of the game can hurt a lot more than it used to, politics inside each individual alliance are beggining to matter a lot more than outside it. How many members would you expect to come back next reset in SoF had you not warred?

Edited By: Mr. Iris on Nov 3rd 2010, 5:04:58. Reason: fail
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Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again