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May 24th 2024, 0:53:26

I've been using it to lobby for my mod status.
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May 22nd 2024, 14:57:20

Honestly, it's impressive from both sides.

SOL/Stones are absolutely dominant when it comes to warring, and you can't help but respect it. They've done a great job stonewalling and their HPK is pretty good.

And M4D you have to respect as well for listening to the constant fluffing and moaning from BlackHole, Josey and Coalie...like JFC they're like dagga on meth. I don't know how Leto avoids snapping at them, the man must have the patience of a saint.

And BH is right...he's not as seasoned as the rest of the vets, so that he was able to successfully stonewall is pretty impressive. With time as he learns to temper his fluff talk and refine it so that it's not just edgy whining all the time, he may follow in the footsteps of the legendary trolls of yore, like dagga and ivan.

All around a good war, I'm looking forward to the next update.
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May 22nd 2024, 14:27:22

Geez, just saw the updated stats. I've always disliked SOL and still do, but hot damn I always hated warring them for precisely this reason. Well done.
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May 22nd 2024, 14:25:33

If everyone can take their fluffing to another thread so we can focus on the warstats in this one, that'd be great.
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May 21st 2024, 18:52:25

Best I can do is oatmeal & raisin.

Carry on with the trolling.
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May 21st 2024, 17:49:48

I like how you're bragging about playing the game how it's supposed to be played. Do you want a cookie for doing what we've all been doing for 2 decades now?
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May 20th 2024, 11:21:01

Originally posted by BlackHole:
I have a question -


If Leto is the leader of M4D, why is he always absent from defending his clan and his people?

Just like when his people were caught cheating, he refuses to acknowledge anything. He refuses to apologize. He refuses to face the music.



Now his clan first strikes another clan (and losses a country in the process, LOL) and he's sending others here to face the music.



Leto - you're an absolutely cowardly leader. You think I don't know what's happening? You're scared of the spotlight, and worse, you're scared to face me in the spotlight. I get sent screenshots from your discord and your private chat all the time. I see the back room dealings you've been attempting. I was aware last set in teams when you were hunting for me, and that's why you hit Req. I knew this set before you were going to attack me unprovoked in alliance. And I was aware that you were planning on attacking SoL before tonight.


I know EVERYTHING you're planning to do. So you mine as well stop sneaking around behind close doors, being duplicitous.


Come out and face the music choir boy. Why don't you explain to the rest of M4D and this community why your hatred for me is going to cause the downfall of all of M4D. 15 other players are going to suffer for your actions.


I've told quite a few of them that they really should splinter off from you. You caused chaos and grief for PDM when you were there, you caused Lights to essentially splinter in half in teams, and now you're causing M4D to get wrecked.


You're worse than turtle crawler. At least he attempts to face me in public, sometimes. You employ the milkman strategy. Just run and hide.


....


OMG.



Are... YOU MILKMAN? Is that why you defended his multing and doxxing so hard? Is that why you insulted my wife and told me you'd pray for me when I brought it to your attention?!?! Is that why you hate me so much?!?!




OMFG. It all makes sense. Is Milkman actually one of your multis?!?!?!?!?!




What the fluff did you just fluffing say about me, you little fluff? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fluff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fluffing words. You think you can get away with saying that fluff to me over the Internet? Think again, fluffer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fluffing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little fluff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fluffing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fluff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fluffing dead, kiddo.
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May 20th 2024, 2:30:42

Also, for the record, the title of this post should have been either:

Woulda, Shoulda, Cuda

OR

Would've, Should've, Cuda've
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May 20th 2024, 2:01:53

Originally posted by SirJouster:
Sol, that once shining star


Sorry, but when was SOL *ever* a shining star?
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May 16th 2024, 15:49:15

The people demand it.
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May 13th 2024, 17:51:44

Doug, it's well known that the mods here are fascists.

Martian relentlessly trolls me in Clash Royale.

Galleri has sworn openly to being a fascist.

Dark Demon tried to silence me on Discord - he's afraid of my truths!

Gerdler...isn't that baby food? Sounds fascist!

Vote TAN 2024 for Mod, and I promise to clean these forums up and get rid of the corruption plaguing them!
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May 12th 2024, 3:13:34

loooool I was about to be really pissed at BH but this is just funny (he didn't actually touch the wiki page, he probably just updated the html in his browser console and screenshotted it).
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May 12th 2024, 2:06:02

I don't recognize Martian's authority, can I talk to someone else?

Edited By: martian on May 12th 2024, 23:29:55. Reason: MOD POWER ABUSE!
See Original Post
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May 9th 2024, 2:12:23

Can the mods please make a Daycare forum so the kids in this thread can go there, while the adults stay on AT?
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May 6th 2024, 14:15:40

> TAN for pdm president

No thanks, not again.
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May 5th 2024, 22:01:58

Has anyone else noticed the poor moderation on these forums for the past 20 years?

If you elect me mod, I promise to boost the user base by 500%, reduce troll posts from Josey and BlackHole by 100%, and bring Mehul to justice for selling EE to Swirve.

Vote TAN for mod 2024!
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May 5th 2024, 21:07:06

Can someone explain to me why I should be calling Josey a racist, bigot, and groomer? And can I add anything to this list, like possibly a horse-whisperer?
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May 3rd 2024, 18:56:56

Figures he only has white ones and no countries of color.
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May 3rd 2024, 16:09:45

If everyone consistently tells you to stfu, even the new guy who hasn't been here even a week and has no idea who you are, then maybe *you* are the problem.
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May 3rd 2024, 14:16:41

No wonder no one likes you, it's because you never shut the fluff up.

I tried giving you the benefit of the doubt but now I know why no one takes you seriously.
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May 2nd 2024, 23:52:53

...didn't you just suicide? Isn't that what your latest troll thread is about?
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May 2nd 2024, 21:26:04

*help kill suiciders

I am an advisor in PDM at the moment and do not dictate policy. When I was running PDM maybe 10 years ago, I'd say yes, we'd be helping kill the suiciders. Different times though.

As I understand it, aren't you also a suicider?

It's really weird to see this animosity between rival suiciders.
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May 2nd 2024, 19:34:43

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Who is we? M4D? New PDM? Or like the combined entity?


By "we", I mean Paradigm. There is no "combined entity" - the other PDM tag will be transitioning over to the new one. A unified PDM was never in question. M4D is not part of PDM.

Paradigm will not associate or support suiciders. They will be killed on sight. I'm not sure how it is nowadays, but back in the day, we even used to help suiciders who hit other clans.

Honestly I wouldn't mind seeing more of that.
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May 2nd 2024, 11:02:22

You may have been right about some of that before (I'm honestly still out of the loop), but there's a new sheriff in town, BlackHole. We will not support any suiciders, period.
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May 1st 2024, 23:37:34

Doug sells his bushels below private market value, if you know what I mean.
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May 1st 2024, 22:17:09

Doug was fired from his job as a waiter because he kept asking about all the tips.
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May 1st 2024, 21:44:57

Coalie wants to play skin flute in Doug's orchestra.
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May 1st 2024, 18:02:29

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by TAN:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by TAN:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Sleepy Drow stole the election! Voter fraud


Sir please step out of the vehicle. What are all these blank ballots in your truck. You got junk in the trunk, I have to frisk you now.


Run! Coalie, RUN!


Don't be a fool, cops are trained to shoot when you turn your back on them!


They suck at shooting at moving targets, that's why they shoot you when you're not moving.


Yes but all they have to do is get you on the ground before they unload their magazine into you to get you to stop resisting. :D


That's why you run, too many donuts and Netflix on the side of the road made them slow


Haven't you seen any zombie movies? It doesn't matter how slow they are if you have 100 chasing you because 1 cop pulls you over and has to call in backup because he fears for his life.
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May 1st 2024, 17:42:27

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by TAN:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Sleepy Drow stole the election! Voter fraud


Sir please step out of the vehicle. What are all these blank ballots in your truck. You got junk in the trunk, I have to frisk you now.


Run! Coalie, RUN!


Don't be a fool, cops are trained to shoot when you turn your back on them!


They suck at shooting at moving targets, that's why they shoot you when you're not moving.


Yes but all they have to do is get you on the ground before they unload their magazine into you to get you to stop resisting. :D
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May 1st 2024, 17:36:47

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by Coalie:
Sleepy Drow stole the election! Voter fraud


Sir please step out of the vehicle. What are all these blank ballots in your truck. You got junk in the trunk, I have to frisk you now.


Run! Coalie, RUN!


Don't be a fool, cops are trained to shoot when you turn your back on them!
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May 1st 2024, 15:47:39

There's two things Doug always talks about, and those are guns and "guns". Sounds like Coalie might give him trouble with both.
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May 1st 2024, 14:00:39

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

But that… nobody has commented on that. You all should be thanking Doug.


You know what, Josey? You're right.

Doug, thank you for everything you've done for Paradigm. You helped keep it alive, you helped it grow, you provided a space for people to laugh and have fun and play the game in peace. I'm very grateful for your contributions to the clan, and continuing to make Paradigm a great clan for everyone to play in. It's my home, it's your home, and no matter what words we may exchange, it will always be *our* home.

With heartfelt gratitude, thank you Doug, and thank you Josey for calling it out.
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May 1st 2024, 13:56:11

Crooked Coalie at it again
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May 1st 2024, 12:11:06

You have no power here, Coalie the Grey.
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May 1st 2024, 3:43:07

mrford is a legend.
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May 1st 2024, 2:01:43

Anything TAN says is worthy of telling the entire server.

Did you know I had a baby recently? Also worthy of telling the entire server!
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May 1st 2024, 1:39:28

Originally posted by Sov:
So much unnecessary drama that does not need to be aired publicly.

Imagine you guys put more efforts into recruiting.


The following message is my personal understanding. I am not a current Paradigm leader nor do I speak on behalf of Paradigm.

That said, there's no actual drama. Since Doug owns the PDM Discord server, he has repeatedly deleted posts and would gaslight people. He's deleted whole conversations, deleted a forum that funnily enough was for members to speak their minds, repeatedly went against Drow (who is President). He's been accused of running multis and of giving out country numbers to suiciders (these allegations haven't been proven, but given his erratic behavior, it's believable).

There is no actual drama, no coup, nothing like that. Drow is exercising his authority as PDM President to remove Doug from leadership. Since Doug owns the server, that unfortunately means moving to a different one where he doesn't have any authority or control.

The new Paradigm tag is the official one run by Drow. The old PDM tag is still run by Doug - we're waiting for those members to move over to the official one at this point.

If Doug were to resign from his position and aid in a painless transition, he would be allowed to join back up with Paradigm with the understanding that leadership roles are forever off limits.

So no drama at all, just a bit of spring cleaning.

Once again, this message is strictly my own understanding and is NOT an official Paradigm communication nor stance.
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Apr 30th 2024, 19:00:47

Paradigm is the actual Paradigm tag now, so have at it!
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Apr 30th 2024, 15:55:40

There's a reason BlackHole was impersonating me!
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Apr 30th 2024, 15:31:47

o7
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Apr 30th 2024, 15:31:02

Just so we're clear here, this is NOT a coup in any way, shape or form.

Drow is President of Paradigm. It is his right to remove any leadership position as he sees fit. I won't get into the whys or what happened - that's up to Drow as leader of Paradigm.

I just wanted to clear the air that this is definitely not a coup, because Drow is still President of Paradigm. I won't address the silly conspiracy theory nonsense.

Cheers.
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Apr 28th 2024, 23:11:22

On behalf of cult leader Drow, all your land are belong to us.
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Apr 26th 2024, 3:11:46

Wait BlackHole you ran multis??? I've no sympathy for you anymore!
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Apr 26th 2024, 3:10:26

This may come as a shock to most of you, but I didn't list my country above, this is in fact mine:

The Arabian Nightmare (#481)

*surprise pikachu face*
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Apr 25th 2024, 19:54:30

Say one thing for Josey, she/he/they know the difference between libel and slander!

I'm on Team Josey now. SuperFly must apologize immediately!
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Apr 25th 2024, 18:03:26

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Apr 25th 2024, 18:03:25

Doug is gatekeeping 69ing now??? When did that become a gay term??
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Apr 25th 2024, 15:43:50

He's lifted the temp ban, so don't send any more chems to Doug. Just nukes.
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Apr 25th 2024, 15:33:21

Not sure about Mercs, but SOL have historically been trigger-happy and will start a fight over nothing, or even because they're simply bored.
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