Id be a green lantern.
Batman is awesome but i couldnt be a drunk.
I like the never being "destroyed" of wolverine but i think my imagination and my power of will would leave the universe at a heavy disadvantage and id be an amazing intergalactic police officer.

Id arrest marshal first, for wasting my time.

I'd go with invisible man. Imagine all the fun pranks that I could pull on you :)

Morph ;)

The Collector, just cuz he has a huge collection of junk mutants/metas

would be kinda funny if someone says Victor Zsasz

i'd be guardian of universe and would kick braden's ass out of corps.

Speedy Gonzales

/facepalm

Bizarro wearing a pair of really cool sunglasses... that way I can expose everyone to lethal doses of X-ray while oogling them discreetly :D

i don't think bizarro has x-ray vision.

"Bizarro X-ray vision" which allows Bizarro to "only see through lead" rather than the ability to "see through anything except lead"
"Telescopic X-ray vision" which caused Bizarro to shoot x-rays from his eyes from "fifty miles around".[47]


one of these days, who knows, marshal, you might get something right and take one step closer to being my boss. until then, you aint guardian of nothing, as the kids might say. except not my kids, because as guard of twenty eight one four i teach my galactic children goodly gramnur and mannurs.

and how not to be a bully.

if or if not bizarro has x-ray vision depends which period of bizarro is in question, 1 had solid vision instead x-ray vision.

also no corp would take drunktard like you.

my over powering will power would leave them unable to will away my ring.

you won't win, marshal. anything you say my will power and my power of imagination will overcome your evilness and i'll only ever be not bullied by you because i have a green ring and at best you have a red or orange ring- both of which i defeat.

ha.

be sober a month and i believe you have some willpower (ofcourse not enuf to get accepted to any corps).

i believe hal often got told what to do, and he didn't do it, and you know why? because he;s not a star sapphire girl.

another reason why i should be a green lantern because i repeatedly defeat my arch nemesis.. although it's kind of like letting the air out of a balloon, all i have to do is let go and i win so maybe that's a poor example

you couldn't defeat your way out of paper bag especially if there was bottle of booze.

Red Hood, or Red X lol....
Also maybe deadpool

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Red_X

the failed robin red hood?

Red Hood has two Origins

not that failed since still has good relations with batman.

yes I'm aware there is more than one red hood, and failed robin in the sense he kinda died

2nd robin aka currently red hood ain't only who died, that girl robin died too but she didn't get resurrected like jason todd got.

1st red hood was joker before he became joker.

jeez, try to have a little fun in a fun thread and captain party pooper has to get all technical :p