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547th round: May 18, 2020 - May 25, 2020
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May 24, 15:36
An air wing from Hahahahahaaa (#119) has invaded your lands!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your military lost: 84,083 Turrets | Their military lost: 99,375 Jets |
May 24, 15:34
An air wing from Hahahahahaaa (#119) has invaded your lands!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your military lost: 105,031 Turrets | Their military lost: 104,622 Jets |
May 24, 15:28
An air wing from Hahahahahaaa (#119) has invaded your lands!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your military lost: 65,228 Turrets | Their military lost: 64,000 Jets |
May 24, 15:19
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 8019 enemy spies.
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Spies infiltrated your research labs and stole 0 points of technology!
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to commit espionage in your laboratories! You killed 8573 enemy spies.
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to commit espionage in your laboratories! You killed 8650 enemy spies.
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to commit espionage in your laboratories! You killed 8729 enemy spies.
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to commit espionage in your laboratories! You killed 8809 enemy spies.
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to commit espionage in your laboratories! You killed 8892 enemy spies.
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Spies infiltrated your research labs and stole 0 points of technology!
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to commit espionage in your laboratories! You killed 8878 enemy spies.
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to commit espionage in your laboratories! You killed 8962 enemy spies.
May 24, 10:01
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to commit espionage in your laboratories! You killed 9047 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:59
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 8223 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:58
Guerillas from Hahahahahaaa (#119) have invaded your lands!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your military lost: 42,155 Troops | Their military lost: 42,659 Troops |
May 24, 9:54
Guerillas from Hahahahahaaa (#119) have invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed: 1033 Civilians They took: 145 Bushels $60,800 49 Oil Barrels | Your military lost: 22,800 Troops | Their military lost: 52,000 Troops |
May 24, 9:54
Guerillas from Hahahahahaaa (#119) have invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed: 1063 Civilians They took: 146 Bushels $44,422 49 Oil Barrels | Your military lost: 24,000 Troops | Their military lost: 52,000 Troops |
May 24, 9:54
Guerillas from Hahahahahaaa (#119) have invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed: 1095 Civilians They took: 146 Bushels $28,844 49 Oil Barrels | Your military lost: 20,000 Troops | Their military lost: 52,000 Troops |
May 24, 9:52
A chemical missile from Hahahahahaaa (#119) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 5797 Civilians 590 Buildings |
May 24, 9:51
A chemical missile from Hahahahahaaa (#119) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed: 6663 Civilians 614 Buildings |
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10330 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2136 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10352 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10468 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2225 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10492 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10612 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10733 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10858 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:40
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10985 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2317 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2414 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 10925 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11053 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2515 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11089 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2619 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11126 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11258 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:39
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2728 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2842 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11204 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 2961 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11243 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11378 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 3084 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11420 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 3212 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11464 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:38
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 3346 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11508 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 3486 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11554 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 3631 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 3782 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11505 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 3940 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11551 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11692 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:34
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 4104 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 4275 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11646 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11789 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11935 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 4453 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11989 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 4639 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 4832 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11949 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:33
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12099 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 5033 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 5243 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12061 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12213 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12367 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12525 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 5461 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12591 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 5689 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12658 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 5926 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12727 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 6173 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 12798 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 6430 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 6698 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 6977 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 7268 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 7571 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:32
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 7886 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8215 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8557 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8702 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8702 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8702 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8701 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8701 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8701 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 11638 enemy spies.
May 24, 9:31
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives caused 8700 civilians to flee our lands!
May 24, 9:27
A chemical missile from Hahahahahaaa (#119) was launched at your lands!
It was stopped by your defenses! Your SDI has been slightly weakened.
It was stopped by your defenses! Your SDI has been slightly weakened.
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives attempted to sabotage missiles, but none were found!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives attempted to sabotage missiles, but none were found!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives destroyed 1 of our missiles!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives destroyed 2 of our missiles!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives destroyed 2 of our missiles!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives destroyed 3 of our missiles!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives destroyed 3 of our missiles!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives destroyed 3 of our missiles!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives destroyed 3 of our missiles!
May 24, 9:26
Hahahahahaaa (#119): Enemy operatives destroyed 3 of our missiles!
May 23, 2:04
A brigade from Tunktunkistan (#106) has invaded your lands!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your military lost: 5259 Troops 44,378 Turrets 7888 Tanks | Their military lost: 24,038 Troops 51,851 Jets 7744 Tanks |
May 23, 2:03
A brigade from Tunktunkistan (#106) has invaded your lands!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Your military lost: 6878 Troops 58,040 Turrets 10,317 Tanks | Their military lost: 25,645 Troops 56,014 Jets 8343 Tanks |
May 22, 2:56
Snowflakes (#107) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 458 enemy spies.
May 22, 2:56
Snowflakes (#107) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 466 enemy spies.
May 22, 2:56
Snowflakes (#107) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 475 enemy spies.
May 21, 5:23
A brigade from Snowflakes (#107) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 240 Acres (273 Gained) 253 Buildings (13 Stolen) 5226 Bushels $292,369 353 Technology Points | Your military lost: 1205 Turrets | Their military lost: 4000 Jets |
May 21, 5:23
A brigade from Snowflakes (#107) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 366 Acres (408 Gained) 385 Buildings (19 Stolen) 7388 Bushels $186,111 489 Technology Points | Your military lost: 939 Turrets | Their military lost: 4000 Jets |
May 21, 5:23
A brigade from Snowflakes (#107) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 431 Acres (460 Gained) 454 Buildings (23 Stolen) 6840 Bushels $88,932 505 Technology Points | Your military lost: 1200 Turrets | Their military lost: 4000 Jets |
May 21, 5:05
A brigade from Tunktunkistan (#106) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took: 327 Acres (350 Gained) 337 Buildings (16 Stolen) 5734 Bushels $10 | Your military lost: 1505 Turrets | Their military lost: 4417 Troops 3919 Jets 6214 Tanks |