Feb 26th 2012, 5:17:40
There is a lot of bad feelings between our alliances right now and to be honest, this is not going to solve that unless you admit you fluff up.
Today I was eating at Wendy's and ordered my all time favorite meal. This meal consist of a double Baconator, French Fries, and a Chocolate Frosty. This is what elite human beings consider to be the nectar of the gods. As I started to eat my meal, I was texted and informed that your alliance had started to attack my nation.
In my panic to log into my phone, and as a result of your actions, I knocked the chocolate frosty all over my lap. This action cost me precious seconds, and therefor you were able to kill me in your 46 second kill run on my nation Admiral Ackbar.
Now I don't care that you killed my nation. I shall return and keep hitting you over and over again. I also don't care that you first struck my alliance as we are willing to fight you even if we loose.
However, taking my chocolate frosty before I was able to dip my french fries into it is something that I will NEVER forgive. It was like eating a hot dog with no bun...eating toast with no butter...eating cereal with no milk...having sex with no partner (well not really).
This act will not go unpunished, and your war of cruel and unusual tactics will not be forgotten. I vow to avenge that Frosty and from this day forward, it shall be the battle call I yell when I hit the attack button on you.