to the current clan named xSOLx:

it seems that we haven’t met properly – first i want to welcome you to our server – now that the niceties are out of the way - it appears that you recently had a falling out with other members of the (100 player) earth community – well i am here to give you a great opportunity – thebomb would like to extend our leadership and skills to the rebuilding and reforming of current clan named “xSOLx”

if you choose to make the right decision and give us full control of current clan named “xSOLx” – here is what you will gain

1. you will be allowed to call yourself an affiliate of “TheBOMB inc”
2. notoriety and a general “good guy/girl” feeling about who you are - will be experienced
3. a lesson on how to gain the most land in the server
4. a lesson on how to have named players killed off
5. a lesson on how to kiss a girl on the mouth
6. immediate bff status with mercs and most likely everyone else
7. more tolerance for people who are racist and homophobic
8. a better understanding of what actually is racist and homophobic
9. race and gender identity friendly atmosphere
10. at least one video created for you from our video master “Real_MAN”
11. this makes 11 total reasons

again – this message is for current clan named “xSOLx” and it doesn’t apply to any other previous clan names or future clan names – we thank you for your consideration and we know you will do the right thing

with deep care and understanding
cnb
--mercs bff
---current clan named “xSOLx” future leader

hes 38 years old; never kissed a girl.

Confirmed.

Alternatively you can sign up for our Online E-Learning Course on Leadership.

"How to be a Real Man and lead like one too"

Regards,

RM

What could possibly be the downside?

Honestly, its very difficult for us to keep up with all the fan mail.

Maybe they don't want to be in the spotlight. But you're either up here in the spotlight, or down below in the ditch.

Regards,

RM

we have received the message - we will immediately get to work on turning current clan named "xSOLx" around - starting with public image

thanks for all who voted on the real election today and not that yank tradition - TheBOMB 2020

humbly
cnb
-leader and dictator of current clan named "xSOLx"

ChuckNorrisBeard, eh? Not much of a moniker, actually.

The real old mercs would have bearded you promptly upon posting crap like that.