Yep, that's how the figure of speech being "here for something" works. You're not funny, so I'm not "here for that."

It doesn't mean my existence occurs literally for the purpose of comedy. It just means when something is funny and done in good humor, I tend to laugh. Maybe you ought to do the same instead of obsessing over my name and butthole and being dead serious about it.

What is this? McNugget combat training?

Go outside and beat the hell out of each other already.

I'm pretty sure you can get canceled for beating up a French Canadian, Doug. It's like beating up a guy who has no arms or hitting a woman.

in your opinion.

>Be derrick
>"Im here 10/10 times for the comedy"
>"You're not funny"
>still in posting and reading thread.
>must not still be here for the comedy
>still thinks his logic is sound

lol, lmao. can't make this fluff up

i came here in good faith asking to be best friends because i thought we were going to do comedy.. and you ruined it with your insecurity and lack of a single coherent thought. we can try again some other time.

There. Case closed. Next up, Doug solves world hunger.

You've got it backwards. I'm here for the comedy 10/10 times...as in, when there is comedy I am here for it. I didn't say 10/10 times I'm here, it's for comedy which is actually not true.

But either way, if you want to be best friends, I'd probably try to stop dragging my name through the mud and talking about my butthole. We can go back to making Tommy Tutone jokes instead of listening to you cry about what I said 4 years ago at any time. And I will be far more "here for it."

*terms and conditions apply

LoL

Why am I here? lol

Maybe because buttholes keep coming up?

Ha! Ain’t none around here I want to see! I’d literally be scared straight. Hahahaha

Yall are being gay again, the mods are gnna ban yall for touching my gooch

Ok boomer.

Reason #648

Ps. Jay knows I’m joking and I know he was as well lol before y’all come messaging me lol

HAHA I am color blind

Crazy

Old

Get off my lawn!