Inaugural Post:

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Fight -

Superfly vs. Josey Wales

Challenger: Josey Wales
Challenged: Superfly

News*****

Does Superfly accept?

Just don’t do it on this server because I will make sure your country is dead.

😯😯😯

It will be in this server.

Did you want to take a number coals? Is this now personal for you?

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)


I have plastered my country number for you to come for me 2 days before the round even started.

This is a street fight. Bring your friends, bring your momma, bring your dog so that they can all get a beat down

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)
(Republic)
Clan: Mercs
Rank: 30
Networth: 5,977,666
Land: 24732
Successful Attack Percentage: 91.84%


Look I am using a republic as well. I changed government after seeing how successful your 4 republics were against Evo.

OK, that's actually hilarious

Will this be on demand, or will I have to stream it on Peafluff?

Great.

But Fool….. am I supposed to started a country and fight you with 100 acres under my belt and you’re 25 times my size?

Ah… sorry. Should have answered my own question

Of course it should happen that way. Those are the only kind of odds your comfortable with.


Symbolic- you need to up your game on screening players. This one was dropped on his head too many times when he was little.


Superfly, two choices for you.


1. I can make a country now and fight you with no land, no army, and a NW of $4k

Or

2. We can go net set right from the starting line.

By the way:


If anyone has a 1 on 1 beef.

Bring it here. No need to involve your clans.

Settle your shyt right here.

One of you geeks…. Please make a score board.

But mighty josey you threw the gauntlet knowing full well that you are on your 4th restart and that I am on my original country.

Did you just once again bite more off than you can chew?

Is your mouth writing cheques that your body can’t cash?

I’ll whittle it down for you so that it’s less confusing:


Two choices for you.


1. I can make a country now and fight you with no land, no army, and a NW of $4k

Or

2. We can go next set right from the starting line.


Which is it?

1 or 2?


The rest of you- please feel free to submit rule considerations for the cage match.



P.S. Superfly, if you are unable to answer the above simple question, it could be ruled that you’re too incompetent to fight due to a lack of intelligence.

Lets do option 1 and also option 2. Unless you are scared to lose twice... which restart is yours champ?

Option 1….

I see.

Idiot, please explain to me, in superfly logic, how a $4k NW would even touch a $5 Mil?

Complete shyt 4 brains.

Hope everyone, especially your pals in mercs have now witnessed how absolutely Effing dense you are. Mercs boys, please get your idiot clan mate a helmet. Which one of you savants let this guy into your clan? Then there is Drow… who “politely” asked the leadership of Mercs to please ask superfly to…. “Knock off” all of his spy ops….”hey there howdy good buddy! Heehaww…could ya knock off them there spy ops will ya fella?” PDM should have killed flypaper right there and then on the spot. I know that some of my old clan mates in PDM would have shredded the puke. Some of you probably want to do that right now. Mercs has a loose pop gun that they can’t control…. One that says and does whatever he wants. That tells me that Mercs leadership is weak despite the fact that Symbolic seems reasonable. I can only imagine what those internal discussions must be like.
You guys probably feel like your hostages. Lol. If you boot him he’ll just make your sets miserable for the next 10 years. So you have to keep the stink close… forced to smell it every set…. all set.


Back to you Psychopath -

See you next set for our 1 on 1.

On the 10th day of the set, post your # at 12:00 Noon, Eastern Standard Time (New York City) in Fight Club News. No allies. No FA. No help from your buddies.


You’ll have 60 seconds to post.

If you post at 12:01:01, you forfeit the match.

See you then loser.

Can’t wait to smash your country’s brains in.

I might just have to kill you both if you don't stop acting like a bunch of babies.
You two girls can take this conversation to GT or you can just open your shirts and see who has the biggest teets and end it there.

Josie you are brain dead. Why did you even offer option 1 if you are too stupid and retarded to follow through?

I hope you get banned soon as you are an idiot…

Go shove your stupid options and duals up your butt and die like the scumbag piece of trash that you are and keep restarting until you go away for good

I understand Josey.
You still hate me because I acted to remove doug from Paradigm leadership.
It's all good.
You do you boo.

Genius-

The mechanics of the game wouldn’t even allow us to fight…. Until next set. Unless you know something I don’t.

But Ok. Fair enough. You decline.

Scared.

No. Absolutely not. I don’t hate anyone. Life is too short for that. I love all you guys.

But out is curiosity, how did that go down anyway?

Did you knife Doug in the back room while he was sleeping and then bury his country in a shallow grave somewhere in the EE wasteland for the SOL & Mercs vultures to chew on?

I’m genuinely interested.

First rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

I acted, I removed doug from leadership. He's still a member of Paradigm, his country is still alive, and tagged.
You could even ingame search if you don't believe me 🤷‍♂️