May 14th 2012, 2:41:37
so decided to try to relate it to earth. based on what's happened in the tv series so far:
House Lannister - LaF
The strongest alliance/house out there, but they look to be in trouble, surrounded by enemies. Probably engaged in quite a bit of foul play, now finding that it's coming back to bite them in the ass.
House Targaryen - Evo
Used to be the kings of the server. Probably spend most of their time talking about how great they used to be and how bad the current kings of the server are.
Stannis Barathreon - PDM
Never been that big on making friends and politics and stuff. Always stubborn about their policies though. Glanced at wikipedia to clarify some other stuff and inadvertently found out they're going to get crushed. Sounds like PDM.
King Joffrey - Ivan
Quite possibly the worst choice to ever lead anything.
and by extension... Cersei Lannister/Tyrion Lannister - whoever in SoF is in charge of reversing Ivan's terrible decisions. They're still loyal to SoF but they probably spend a lot of time doing damage control.
The Greyjoys - iMag
Irrelevant, ineffective but seem to be causing trouble by striking unexpecting neighbours who would crush them every time in a fair fight.
The Wall/Nights Watch - Monsters
An institution and politically neutral, but can't really do things well any more.
Varys - Hanlong
"Master of spies"
Hodor - Dagga
HODOR!
This guy is destroying the U.S. Dollars position as the preferred exchange for international trade. The Chinese Ruan is going to replace it soon, then the U.S. will not have control of the IMF