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Rasp

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Aug 24th 2020, 13:23:45

every day.

[16:18:00] znc-rasp: We can kill bushido, but not bushifo, zack, moriarty, ghost rider, or darkling
[16:18:07] Req: Is that all the same person?
[16:18:12] symba: yea
[16:18:25] mob: my kids are like dad why are you laughing so much

Real_Man

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Aug 24th 2020, 13:32:02

Originally posted by mrcuban:

Have you guys ever been hired?

They haven't. Its a scam.

The BOMB tried to enlist them last set and they unfortunately said no. We had to take matters in our own hands and deal with the problem like real men do.

Word on the street is Evo and Marshal are just a front. Rasp runs Evo from Mercs. Its no secret they want to kill the BOMB this set (20 v 3 how absolutely noble of you!) so we have to run untagged countries to stay hidden. (We're coming for you!)

I hear Rasp got his name from always having a sore throat from the daily deep throating of Derrick's anarchist little pecker.

The_Hawk

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Aug 24th 2020, 13:33:55

That explains why they killed me after hitting evo...

https://ibb.co/BTF4KkJ
Dev encouraging it

BROmanceNZ

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Aug 24th 2020, 14:33:51

Wouldn’t real men have worn their colours, even if they were outnumbered?

Hiding untagged feels like the Al Qaeda way of waging war.

Real_Man

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Aug 24th 2020, 15:37:10

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Wouldn’t real men have worn their colours, even if they were outnumbered?

Hiding untagged feels like the Al Qaeda way of waging war.

Are you insinuating that the Jews were not real men if they didn't wear the star of David so the Nazis could identify them easily? or that hiding from the Nazi's made them lesser men?

I wholeheartedly disagree with your logic train

DerrickICN

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Aug 24th 2020, 17:32:12

Who the fluff are you and why do you know my name? Word travel about me when I'm not playing? Or is the real man not a real enough man to use a real nick?

I'll choose to believe it's the prior and I'm just a celebrity here. Funny. No one even mentioned you. Only posts about you seem to be you talking about yourself too. Having fun?

DerrickICN

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Aug 24th 2020, 18:06:24

He sitting there like, "if I name drop Derrick I bet everyone will think I'm cool." Rofl

Rasp

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Aug 24th 2020, 19:44:27

Originally posted by Real_Man:

Originally posted by mrcuban:

Have you guys ever been hired?

Its no secret they want to kill the BOMB this set (20 v 3 how absolutely noble of you!) so we have to run untagged countries to stay hidden. (We're coming for you!)

I hear Rasp got his name from always having a sore throat from the daily deep throating of Derrick's anarchist little pecker.

Funny coming from a guy who claims he's untagged but is in fact hiding in a known tag. Why play the alias game on AT?
Word on the street you like German but live in Canada, eh?

Real Punisher

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Aug 24th 2020, 20:06:53

I'M COMING FOR YOU REAL_TURD, I MEAN, MAN.

STEALING TECH WAS A POOR MOVE!

Man Bun

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Aug 24th 2020, 20:15:45

I’ll bring the carbonated alcoholic beverages with a splash of fruit flavor (but you won’t taste any fruit, fluffing liar marketing bull fluff now I have a whole pallet of beverages I can’t drink)!

Symbolic

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Aug 24th 2020, 20:24:45

Yes for sure my sons, Mercs are for hire. You just gotta have the money you see, we did a credit check on TheBOMB and realized they did not have any credibility at all! So make sure you are with good standings with the bank before calling too hire!

Mercs CEO Symbolic.

Edited By: Symbolic on Aug 24th 2020, 20:26:59
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BROmanceNZ

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Aug 24th 2020, 21:25:26

Originally posted by Real_Man:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Wouldn’t real men have worn their colours, even if they were outnumbered?

Hiding untagged feels like the Al Qaeda way of waging war.

So by that logic, Al Qaeda et al are real men?

galleri

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Aug 25th 2020, 1:55:09

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Sucks when you have been gone so long, that everyone knows something you don't lol

<cloud-rasp> It’s real bad
<cloud-rasp> DDOSing my DESTOCK

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

iScode

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Aug 25th 2020, 5:29:12

bonus, its already been confirmed Chuck Norris is a fluff.

iScode
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DEATH TO SOV!

galleri

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Aug 25th 2020, 17:52:13

Chuck Norris was never here.
Just his beard.

<cloud-rasp> It’s real bad
<cloud-rasp> DDOSing my DESTOCK

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Real_Man

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Aug 25th 2020, 18:15:04

Originally posted by Real Punisher:

I'M COMING FOR YOU REAL_TURD, I MEAN, MAN.

STEALING TECH WAS A POOR MOVE!

At last, a worthy adversary. I can’t understand this Rasp fellow. He has a raspy voice from all of Derricks CM in his throat. But you are speaking my language.

Where do you frequent Mr. Punisher? Surely we can settle your grievance like real men? What is it you are after ?

Regards,

RM

DerrickICN

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Aug 25th 2020, 19:01:31

Lol. Welcome back chevs

You can quit talking about my penis anytime. I know how much you think about it but other people here kind of would rather not. You can start keeping those fantasies to yourself. You know, for everyone else's sake.

Also, maybe modify your play times and strat. Your countries are getting too predictable.

Edited By: DerrickICN on Aug 25th 2020, 19:08:10
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Requiem

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Aug 25th 2020, 21:14:55

Guys lets all be friends! Except for scode, you sheep fluffer! IM KIDDING even scode.

Req,
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BROmanceNZ

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Aug 26th 2020, 2:00:29

Originally posted by Requiem:

Guys lets all be friends! Except for scode, you sheep fluffer! IM KIDDING even scode.

The government of New Zealand has actually barred scode from taking sheep as a sexual partner since.. the incident..

Needless to say there are a bunch of sheep in counselling, even more locked up in psychiatric wards, and the rest were shaved down, cut up and sent as meat exports.

KoHeartsGPA

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Aug 26th 2020, 2:47:43

Oh snap, the kiwis got real!!

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF~SKA=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Bug

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Aug 26th 2020, 2:55:26

... that explains why i keep saying "meat imported from NZ" in the butchers window..

BROmanceNZ

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Aug 26th 2020, 3:50:30

Originally posted by Bug:

... that explains why i keep saying "meat imported from NZ" in the butchers window..

Be careful. They’ll taste of salt, sadness and regret.

Bug

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Aug 26th 2020, 4:15:01

yeah i've stayed away so far :P

iScode

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Aug 26th 2020, 5:31:05

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Originally posted by Bug:

... that explains why i keep saying "meat imported from NZ" in the butchers window..

Be careful. They’ll taste of salt, sadness and regret.

There was no regret on my end, maybe the sheeps, but it was all bloody worth it!!!

iScode
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BROmanceNZ

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Aug 26th 2020, 8:38:12

Originally posted by iScode:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Originally posted by Bug:

... that explains why i keep saying "meat imported from NZ" in the butchers window..

Be careful. They’ll taste of salt, sadness and regret.

There was no regret on my end, maybe the sheeps, but it was all bloody worth it!!!

Hahaha!

Ah well, if only they could talk.

Bug

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Aug 26th 2020, 11:40:15

i think you would both be in trouble if that was the case :P

BROmanceNZ

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Aug 26th 2020, 11:54:43

This bro knows how to keep his sheepies happy.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/...bLEvPG_1WpRcIvw70rqjz3O7A

Bug

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Aug 26th 2020, 12:09:53

hahaha

KoHeartsGPA

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Aug 26th 2020, 13:35:20

https://youtu.be/P9_mH82hBdc

BROmanceNZ

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Aug 26th 2020, 15:04:49

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

https://youtu.be/P9_mH82hBdc

Haha that’s actually amazing

SuperFly

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Aug 26th 2020, 15:17:21

I will work for food and beverages just send me in game message.

I R WoG SuperFly (#377)

Hellrush

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Aug 26th 2020, 18:46:13

Should switch the thread to Trash for Hire seeIng Mercs is trash and if anyone sides with them they are trash too.

KoHeartsGPA

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Aug 26th 2020, 18:51:28

Originally posted by Hellrush:

Should switch the thread to Trash for Hire seeIng Mercs is trash and if anyone sides with them they are trash too.

The pot has spoken!

Rasp

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Aug 26th 2020, 19:42:49

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

Should switch the thread to Trash for Hellrush seeing Mercs is awesome and if anyone sides with them they are awesome too. Also, I say awesome a lot. Like every single post today.

The pot has spoken!

Sure has!

https://www.earthempires.com/...mp;exact=1&orderdir=1

trash is my new favorite word
:)

Edited By: Rasp on Aug 26th 2020, 19:44:52. Reason: trash
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iScode

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Aug 26th 2020, 19:56:07

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

https://youtu.be/P9_mH82hBdc

Stop posting porn on the forums.

iScode
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DEATH TO SOV!