Omega War Declaration - Earth Empires Forum

ponderer

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Aug 29th 2010, 22:04:27

Omega declares war on ..............

The dirty dishes in my sink. The combined forces of BrILo, S-Brite, and Palmolive. Our FS has been a success, but we have bogged down as the dishtray has filled up and we are out of dishtowels. A second warchat is planned for midnight, game time...

m0m0rific

dustfp

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Aug 29th 2010, 22:39:56

Collab will be policing for Omega in their war on dirty dishes

-fudgepuppy
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gwagers

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Aug 29th 2010, 22:53:25

I'll be sure not to grab Omega. The dishes, on the other hand, had better not have much food on them, because otherwise I'm turning my farms in for some industrial complexes and just stealing what I eat.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Alicia

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Aug 29th 2010, 23:22:13

*Pulls on dish gloves*

Confirmed.

Alicia
Omega Head of Kitchen Management

The Omega
http://omega.earth-alliance.org

dustfp

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Aug 29th 2010, 23:26:31

there's a female that knows her place...

(don't hate me)

-fudgepuppy
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Alicia

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Aug 29th 2010, 23:45:49

*whips fp with a wet dishtowel*

The Omega
http://omega.earth-alliance.org

Havoc

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Aug 30th 2010, 0:26:11

These greasy pots are putting on one hell of a CS!

Havoc
Unholy Monks | The Omega

Mr Charcoal

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Aug 30th 2010, 0:27:51

I don't know why you start this war,
the Grease will just declare moral victory.

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.

archaic

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Aug 30th 2010, 0:37:56

umm . . . a couple of commie indys cranking out dishwashers could probably have avoided this

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Dark TwizTid

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Aug 30th 2010, 1:31:57

Originally posted by dustfp:

there's a female that knows her place...

(don't hate me)

Sorry thats so sexist, but I had to laugh lol

Ravi

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Aug 30th 2010, 1:49:04

Get lost Collab, LCN will be policing for the good people at Omega!

kemo

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Aug 30th 2010, 1:50:21

we could war to see who gets to police...

all praised to ra

Ravi

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Aug 30th 2010, 1:53:04

That is a good idea. This set is boring me.

However I suggest we all farm Omega first to help make our countries bigger and stronger.

Requiem

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Aug 30th 2010, 2:27:13

I support the war on dirty dishes!

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A-Rod

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Aug 30th 2010, 3:14:07

confirmed. somebody get jeff24's lazy ass off the couch.

gwagers

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Aug 30th 2010, 3:16:21

Originally posted by Requiem:

I support the war on dirty dishes!

I concur, although I have to say that the dirty laundry is a bigger threat right now.

Shinigami

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Aug 30th 2010, 19:35:52

I can happily announce that the war on dirty laundry was fought and won. The war on dirty dishes, as always, never ends.

Well, not for more then a few hours at a time.

gwagers

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Aug 30th 2010, 19:43:23

You won that war, Shin? Send your armies to my house, I'm still dealing with their insurgents.

A-Rod

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Aug 31st 2010, 1:05:13

with shin cooking, naturally there will always be dirty dishes.

Patience

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Aug 31st 2010, 1:06:42

This thread has merit. Except for dustfp, who shall burn in hell. :p

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

A-Rod

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Aug 31st 2010, 1:16:24

BACK TO THE KITCHEN PATTY!

ponderer

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Aug 31st 2010, 1:28:45

the dirty dishes have been tag killed, but I expect restarts some time tommorow morning!

m0m0rific

Kyatoru

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Aug 31st 2010, 2:28:16

Originally posted by dustfp:

there's a female that knows her place...

(don't hate me)

Damn, I wanted to say that. :)

+Kya

Angel1

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Aug 31st 2010, 12:23:00

Unfortunately, the dirty dishes at my home are FSing me in defense of ponerer's dirty dishes.

CS to come when I can get enough time to work on them...or when I can get my resident ally to wash the dishes.

-Angel1

SakitSaPuwit

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Aug 31st 2010, 15:38:44

Hire a maid!

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

gwagers

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Aug 31st 2010, 18:40:01

Isn't that cheating along the same lines as running bots?

Patience

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Aug 31st 2010, 19:55:04

Why do women have smaller feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink! Hahaha.

:p

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

gwagers

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Sep 1st 2010, 2:49:13

Then being pregnant defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

Shinigami

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Sep 1st 2010, 4:06:40

I have delayed the reformation of the dish army by a dizzying array of take out tonight and a sandwich last night! I fear my efforts are doomed, however, as I am really jonesing for a good steak...

gwagers

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Sep 1st 2010, 18:57:55

TGI Fridays, my good man. They will provide a wondrous steak, while simultaneously preventing the build up of the dishes' main forces, the skillet and the plate.

Shinigami

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Sep 1st 2010, 21:06:17

True... but I can fix one better.

Then, pre-emptivly fighting off the dish's fighting force has its appeal...