So went into Kentucky Fried chicken and ordered two kids meals. Both with chicken legs and yogurt and milk.

Lady behind counters asked me "which side?"

I thought about it for the moment and replied in a very serious tone "it doesn't matter. left or right leg will be fine".

Needless to say, I sort of got laughed at.

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