That must have hurt.

Ouch, where was the big dogs security team?

https://eestats.lafamiglia-ee.eu/alliance/country/5

Oh geez you AB'ed another Evo nooblet who does not have tanks. That hurt my right testical so bad! Please AB another Evo noob with 0 tanks quickly so that my left nut can feel some pain as well!

You guys are doing such an awesome job at getting back at me by hitting Evo!

Face it I OWNED YOU NOOBS SO BAD! You will never recover from me leaving your dog crap JWCO tag and letting you die at the hands of Monsters!!!! I am starting to wonder if me abandoning your tag is similar to your dads going out for milk and never coming back for you when you was poopy diaper babies.

While I sleep soundly at night you two toss and turn in your air mattresses thinking about SuperFly and how he is so much better than you! I am your Cody Rhodes, your American nightmare!!!

So that insane amount of projection explains why you act like that. That makes a lot of sense.

I am your final boss Caty baby!

Defeat me and you will gain eternal happiness in your life outside of earth!

Complete your earth2025 story and defeat me by tag killing Evo and you will be set free of my chains!

Apologize to me and admit that I am your superior and I’ll even BR break the Evo countries for you to kill cuz that’s how loyal I am to Evo, a tag that I have not played for and have 0 relationship with lol

Ok, sure thing. You are my superior.

Now keep your word and join our war.

Not sure why you thought you need to comment here.

You’ve obviously spun out of control and your plotzing.

Coming unglued before everyone’s eyes.

De-laminating.

It’s interesting that now you’re even threating to bomb the shyt out of Evo. Like you threatened to “Go right through PDM’s front door” to get me. (Thanks Drow).

I think Evo is going to come for you. Sooner or later they will have had enough of you interfering with their sets. Somebody in that organization is going to make the call.

Is it better to drop unused land or keep it?

Are you serious? You are asking why I commented on a thread about you hitting Evo? You are only hitting Evo to hurt my feelings. Why would I not comment if this is about me?

For a minute I thought this was a thread about you hitting your head against the air and it giving you an ouchie…

I was commenting about Buch’s latest kill. You’re the one that’s obsessed with Evo. I have no idea what’s going on in that single family teepee other than they had a rough start and now it looks like you’re using one of your multis to add insult to injury.

We are hitting evo because evo and merc is a coalition and I played with evo so I am very aware of the nature of this coalition.


You guys are one clan when it comes to attacking people but not when it comes to getting hit back. Not a very good lie.

Superfly and mercy will not bully our little clan without this blowback every single time.


You should have just sucked it up the first time I killed you SF and took your whooping on express and not went running and crying for your clan and none of this would have happened.


You thought you could intimidate others with threats and look where it’s got you.


All those times you called me a netter and deep down I love war. Haha you picked the wrong one to try that with. I’m not these other netters and will fight forever happily.

Josey, very clearly Cath was calling out another Evo hit. Why even try to spin things after the fact?

Clearly, you're both obsessed with SF in the most psychotic way ever because you hit an unrelated group in the hopes they'll take out SF... I guess because you admit that you can't? Sad.

And the way Josey calls everyone out for a one-on-one war, even though he's NEVER accepted any of the actual offers that have come his way from SF and WeeZy, and then loses to rando's in express as it is. Maybe you're looking for an apology, so here it is - Josey, I'm sorry. From the bottom of my heart. You are so terrible at war that your only hope is to go against defenseless netters. I thought you had more than just bark, but you're just another one of the annoying yippy things.

Simo Hayha (#515)
(Tyranny)
Rank: 489
Networth: 556,281
Land: 1947
Successful Attack Percentage: 95.65%
Successful Defense Percentage: 0%
Dead

Looks like you are dead again!

and look at that I was the breaker!
DIE LOSER SCUMBAG TRASH

2024-05-08 01:22:34 BR Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265) Mercs Simo Hayha (#515) 25B 1757 C

The only reason we killed superfly was because he told me that he had a merc kill run coming because I beat him in this war on express. It was he who provoked this, not I tert. I don’t know why you all expect us to let superfly bully me. Why do you think that is ok? You guys may be ok with being a punching bag but I am not


https://eestats.lafamiglia-ee.eu/express/oldcountry/4752/2

https://eestats.lafamiglia-ee.eu/express/oldcountry/4752/10

Cathy, let me explain it to you "barney style" because you don't seem like an intelligent person to me.

Superfly was right, you had a merc killrun coming after you attacked us FIRST.
and them missile dumped on other merc countries.

You were aggressor

go restart and let's go again.

I looked at the country news that you posted and I cant believe that I even have to ask this; but are you seriously calling a few missiles a kill and a war victory? You barely ticked my balls with that pathetic attack and you are claiming to have beat me?

Brother, look how many times you have been killed by the community in the last 2 sets:

86 473 Apollo (#557) 3168 $864,231 F
86 Devil Anse (#545) 4866 $1,558,825 F JWALESCO
86 (#535) 3979 $615,719 F JWALESCO
86 Eternal war against evo (#529) 2285 $1,886,813 T JWALESCO
86 Knights Golden Circle (#526) 8582 $5,665,569 T JWALESCO
86 William Quantrill (#281) 35,459 $23,100,855 T JWALESCO

85 396 Devil Anse Hatfield (#521) 11,103 $8,299,056 D JWALESCO
85 Bloody Bill Anderson (#516) 5169 $7,613,087 D JWALESCO
85 Apollyon The Destroyer (#69) 2963 $30,388,081 R JWALESCO

167 Demon (#70) 5150 $657,470 F
167 Flex master (#68) 2609 $335,910 F
167 Gavrilo Princip (#63) 2362 $208,692 F


You have already died 3 times this set as well.

You are terrible at this war game son. The Coalition of players against you will continue to keep squishing you like the physchopath piss ant that you are and I will just keep laughing at your for claiming that these ball tickle attacks constitute a victory for you over me:

2024-03-17 22:51:09 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 260B 8868 C
2024-03-17 19:39:33 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 352B 10638 C
2024-03-17 11:39:24 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) DH
2024-03-17 10:28:19 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 358B 10251 C
2024-03-17 10:26:22 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 443B 11783 C
2024-03-16 23:10:42 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 1033A (1386A)
2024-03-16 17:03:48 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 1028A (1422A)
2024-03-16 12:04:35 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 402A (652A)
2024-03-16 12:02:55 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 485A (856A)
2024-03-16 12:02:51 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 551A (1089A)
2024-03-16 12:02:30 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 550A (1189A)

you made 11 hits against me and I made 25 hits against you. I literally out hit you 2:1

Damn you are a JOKE! You should delete your eestats country links that you posted cuz its making you look real bad....

Our scores reflect our intelligent and I am an elite player on every server I have played serious. I am obviously without question extremely intelligent. Your finishes also reflect your abilities. The numbers speak for themselves.

If these stats off your profile make you Elite:

Game Profile for Cathankins
Overall Express Alliance Team Primary Free For All Tournament

Best Finishes
Server Rank
Express 1
Alliance 7
Team 1
Primary 1
Free For All 10
Tournament 1

Ranks on Overall Leaderboards
Leaderboard Score Rank
Networth $6,729,390,532 #64
Land 2,909,701 #77
Top 100 105 #132
Top 10 91 #26
Best 3 $518,941,217 #55
Attack Success 98.4% #53
Kills 3 #1151
Deaths 13 #621
Pop Killed 3,903,644 #329
Attacks 5333 #600
Missiles 391 #517
Defends 4992 #600


what do my stats make me? God Mode?

Game Profile for SuperFly
Overall Express Alliance Team Primary Free For All Tournament

Best Finishes
Server Rank
Express 1
Alliance 15
Team 1
Primary 6
Free For All 100+
Tournament 2

Ranks on Overall Leaderboards
Leaderboard Score Rank
Networth $24,576,280,012 #4
Land 20,990,495 #1
Top 100 928 #1
Top 10 359 #1
Best 3 $480,506,597 #61
Attack Success 93.01% #1060
Kills 152 #26
Deaths 143 #4
Pop Killed 80,323,627 #2
Attacks 90,662 #2
Missiles 12,234 #2
Defends 55,029 #4


I have a lot of Rank #1's and lots of top #4. You aint even got a top 25 rank on your profile. Guess I am superior than you yet again....

That’s hilarious that as always you are lying superfly, but the one little problem for you is that the estats shows you were in 137 DR when the set ended lol my country was twice your size and fully war ready. You were crippled.


You have warred me 3 times and you have lost the last two. The first time you did beat me and that’s the first time I ever ran across you years ago and broke GDI on you.



This last war I broke GDI and beat you lol that’s a straight stomping it doesn’t matter how you lie or twist it your country was wrecked 1 on 1 and you are a liar if you say you weren’t

You posted the eestats link. I aint making stuff up and anyone who clicks the "proof" that you posted can see that the only one twisting stuff is yourself.

have a swirvey day!

https://www.earthempires.com/express/746/ranks/2

My country status op shows that I had 4,192 acreas unbuilt from you little chems. Tell me great one how does that make me cripple? Again the proof is in the pudding that all you do is make stuff up...

Let me know when you win primary or have any high scores or even make the top 10 highest scores on multiple servers

“My country was only half gone”

Lol

Will do but let me know when you can go 72 hrs without dying in allaince or team so that I can have you killed again :)

oh so you are saying that you only half killed me and only half beat me? Cool, cool. Way to contradict yourself lol

btw look at CS 60 BPT that means that in 70 turns I would be full built and ready for you to tickle my ballz further with some chems...

Let me know when your “balls” feel man enough to go one on one Superfly.

Here is the score board:

*********
Josey Wales: Challenger

Superfly: Declines. Twice now.
Scared. Small balls (peanuts, baby flie balls)

**********
Josey Wales: Challenger

Gone Bananas (Gonzaloid’s pole dancer name: Declines ALSO. Once so far now.
Also Scared. Also Small balls (smaller peanuts)


These boys talk a good game but when it comes down to it, they are scared to go one-on-one.

Yellow Bellies.

LMFAO.

That’s fine. Superfly has Mercs brainwashed. It’s laughable. If he isn’t the leader over at that crack den, he should be.

Show me where any of these baby termites have ever accepted a one-on-one challenge from me.

You won’t. You won’t because you can’t. You can’t because it never happened. It never happened because your guys are cowards.

If you can find where they accepted, show me and I will gladly stand corrected no problem. Otherwise, go back to your knitting class.

The topic will be its own thread soon. Then even you won’t be able to hide Terry.

If its what it takes for you to back off. I will 1 v1 you. Pick the server. If I win though you gotta back off with this non sense.

I accept your challenge Symbolic, but not under those terms.

In a sense, it is crazy how ultimately Evo is taking it upon themselves to clean up the mess pooped out by Mercs and Superfly. You guys should just join us (because you are very good) and wipe these losers from the server (dolts should take notice: I did not say “run them off the server.”)

Also, you’re going to have to take a number.

But regardless, this brings up some interesting questions:


Why are Mercs and and their leader Superfly attacking us? Does Evo have a relationship with them? They say that they are defending you.

Some defense as this could go on for set after set until the problem is solved. Great for them. They like to war and love the drama. Not so good for Evo.

Would you like to join us and kill them?

Superfly is not the leader of mercs. Me, dd and rasp are. The only problems here is your insane logic. Evo will quit the game before ever helping you guys. We at mercs are willing to put this aside and start new. You are not.

Ok Symbolic,

I did not know that you were one of the leaders of Mercs. Let me dispel your notion that we are not willing to put this aside. That is not true.

What we are willing to do though, is make to this as painful as possible for all involved using any and all means available to us. It does not matter how many times we die. Players can yap about us having to restart 10 times, being last, blah blah, blah. It does not matter to us. And that is the logic you should take note of. If Evo decides to leave the server that is their decision. We don’t want that and that would be unfortunate.

Here are is the main issue:

Superfly threatened a Kill Run on us.

Superfly then Spied us…. A suspicious amount of times. More than just a simple spy op to see what kind of country someone had out of curiosity.

So add it all up:

Superfly does the following-

1. Previous set:

Tells Doug he is going to walk right through PDMs front door to come and murder me. Wasn’t going to matter if I was tagged with PDM.

2. He threatens to first first strike and kill us all.


3. First Strike, Spy Op pattern


What would you do?

4. So we killed the Mofo in 11 seconds.

5. I tell Mercs in clear f-ing English that we have no problem with Mercs. No issues. That our issue was with Superfly and Superfly alone.

6. Superfly takes over the narrative and advises that we just attacked a Tagged member of a clan and that we are all going to die.


7. You guys aren’t interested in talking or understanding that we were after 1 guy. 1 Trouble maker.


8. Then you all piled on: 30 against 6

You, SOL, and SOF.


9. And now here we are.

10. Cat and I will do this for the next 10 years.


That is what you’re dealing with and will be dealing.


We are not going to put up with malice.

We are willing to talk, but the problem that you are facing is obvious.

Yea he hit our entire team with spy ops after threatening us and telling us that a merc kill run was coming. I don’t understand why you guys won’t honor the fact that he was an aggressor and we responded.

I’m with Josey, I like war and I’m fine with playing like this forever. I’ll play the rest of my days like this as well and the tide will turn in ways you aren’t expecting.

I think you may also have a few more surprises coming down the road as well that you haven’t planned for.

You should know me well enough by know to not doubt I will deliver. My intelligence and scores reflects my long term planking abilities.

Do you really think I have stirred all of this up without a plan?


Haha.... back out while you can boys. Honor that your boy crossed our lines and we responded and this can all end very easily.

Any other time on earth there’s a thousand reasons that you can’t do this and that but somehow your boy can threaten and attack us with spy ops and we aren’t justified in our retal?

Make that make sense, do you not have better control over your clan than this?

Coalie is correct though.
you decided to attack superfly after he did some regular spy ops on your countries.
Then, after YOU said that you were done having killed SF, Cathankins dumped missiles on further Mercs countries.

Mercs then decided, quite reasonably, that that was an act of war/griefing, and killed you.
Mercs allies also came to the party, because you hit their friends, and that's what pacted allies do.

You and Cathankins then came here complaining about bullying.
You and Cathankins then decided to hit Evo this set, because they haven't hit superfly
*although, Cathankins reasoning for this has suddenly changed to "because they are a coalition", although, still also because Superfly.

You've also, despite the record showing to the contrary, tried to claim that it's mercs fault, and that somehow, they're at fault for coming to Evo's aid.

Cathankins has also actively threatened to run Evo, Mercs, SoF and SoL off the server.

At this stage, you're basically only digging yourself deeper in the hole man.

The best thing you could do would be to admit you done messed up, apologise to evo, and look into some form of negotiations with them to extricate yourself.

None of this is dictating, to be clear, it's genuine, open and honest respectful advice. You're free to take it, or not, as you will.

EDIT: To add a touch more. Superfly did ops on Paradigm countries as well.
Ya know what I did? reached out to Mercs, and said "yo, can you please ask Superfly to knock it off?"
Funnily enough, the ops stopped.
It's almost like Diplomacy has an effect or something.

Cathy let me explain it to you because critical-thinking doesn’t seem to be a trait of yours:

Non-harmful spyops*

The funny thing is that Slagpit told these two idiots to stop falling for taunts.

Then galleri reposted Slags post for them to read again but alas Josey and Cathankins are just dumber than a broken in half brick

Originally posted by Slagpit:
I recommend not falling for taunts.

Btw retarded Josey let’s have your little express battle. Come get some Jabroni

Symbolic,

You see. Can’t really have a conversation with you without having all the other flies buzzing around claiming to know the “facts.” Lmao.

Not to mention Superfly. Trying to have an exchange with you and Superfly can’t control himself. Running around wild-eyed like an organ monkey rattling his cup and fixing his hat.

Get a muzzle on that dog FFS so that we can have a normal conversation.

You are literally a mid wit who cannot win in primary.

You can’t win at life outside of this game lol

Well put Drow

Since the first post in this thread is blank, can I suggest this gif edit to better sum things up in a more succinct way?

https://24.media.tumblr.com/...4zvhAa1J1qa4iewo1_500.gif

I am very thankful for the good times I have been blessed with and all of the crazy ish I’ve made it out of and lived through.


Don’t even bring up IRL. You snitch on the boards just for people talking trash you sure ain’t ready for no IRL beef. You ain’t even built like that SF. You act like a karen so don’t try and come at me on some IRL beef.

I don’t beef with civilian Karen’s you have to be on a certain level if you really want to beef with me IRL only certified goons my boy

Are you the penguin that you got goons to take care of me?

I got Coalie. He is former JSOC and him and his army homies will take care of the goons IRL like he takes care of you and Josie in Earth!

lol

Take it easy tiger. This is just an internet text game.

I have my moments.
Probably the only one for the next few sets.
Think some blood may have crept back into my alcohol/caffeine system ;)

Can the mods please make a Daycare forum so the kids in this thread can go there, while the adults stay on AT?

I don't know why this has never been suggested before.

you'd be the first applicant

Galleri tried making a thread for bickering awhile back. No one posted on it.

I think it’s time for Prime to close this thread up as well as it was detailed yet again