Sep 13th 2010, 20:49:31
1) I know you wanted a good war to show who is the most baddest in all the lands. Well beating up on EEvil and SoF doesn't mean fluff so we figured we'd give you the chance to prove yourselves. It's not like PDM bothered to buy war tech and if things had gone my way we would have AB FSed you... it's not like we are an overwhelming factor... you're only outnumbered like 2:1 now. FWIW with LaF's showing against SoL you might win by default. Or you can fight SoL again.
2) Soviet smells like garlic and I can't resist garlic.
3) We are the Loraxi and we speak for the trees
-You were fluffing with Rage. My pal Atlantis told me all about it. You were meanies.
-You were fluffing with Neofed. They say you won't even talk to them. =(
4) http://www.youtube.com/...v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av3e cause if your friend's don't dance then they're no friend of mine... trust me. It makes a lot of sense.
5) You fluffed with us last round. I don't believe in grudge matches but it is true. Figured I'd state it before someone comes claiming this was the real reason. It was only one Merciless Pepper of Quetzlzacatenango in the chili that was the motivation for this war.