PDM announcement: Your alliance is boring!

Sir Balin

Member
652

Feb 19th 2013, 1:35:20

Tired of fighting political grudge wars and jockeying for top spreadsheet-monkey, set after set? Are your clan's policies stuck in the "AT glory days"?

Addicted to the hip 1998 style of this text-based browser game, but looking for something fresh?

Join Paradigm, consistently the game's most innovative and interesting alliance. Spend one set with us and find out why it's true what they say, PDMers have more fun!

Notable Facts:
- PDM holds the server record for the most brutal AB FS and most covert spy op FS.

- Paradigm has an "RPG-style" member ranking system with 30+ medals.
(http://wiki.earthempires.com/...p/Paradigm_Rank_Structure)

- We have two female players active at the moment. (If your clan has <2, you should switch tags immediately!)

- We boast the most active forums on Boxcar and a long, rich history of doing what we want. Adherence to no one's agenda but our own is our core principle.

http://www.boxcarhosting.com/...ation.php?clanID=Paradigm

tellarion

Member
3906

Feb 19th 2013, 1:40:48

Applied!

NukEvil

Member
4327

Feb 19th 2013, 1:49:29

...didn't I just solo-kill one of your countries?

I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

Sir Balin

Member
652

Feb 19th 2013, 1:51:02

how does that (awesome) fact affect anything in my post?

NukEvil

Member
4327

Feb 19th 2013, 1:58:50

It doesn't, really. I just felt it needed to be said.

MArs47

Member
249

Feb 19th 2013, 2:19:11

...punch and pie.

#DKnights

locket

Member
6176

Feb 19th 2013, 2:28:17

Originally posted by Sir Balin:

Your innovations arent always a good thing ;)

Also I am not so sure that you are the most active. Where is this info in an updated form?

Sir Balin

Member
652

Feb 19th 2013, 2:52:26

SHOW ME THE PROOF, LOCKET!

your alliance is boring, but it's a good fit for you.

laf -is- trying to keep up with our fat grabbing strategies, so you do get a courtesy point for being late bloomers!

locket

Member
6176

Feb 19th 2013, 3:04:28

Bah I surpassed you all in one set! I cant AB people as good though :P

Devestation

Member
812

Feb 19th 2013, 3:16:19

A turn spent against PDM is a turn spent against Internet Fridges.

iScode

Member
5718

Feb 19th 2013, 3:59:53

you had me right up till you said boxcar :(

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

bore

Patron
385

Feb 19th 2013, 4:03:37

seriously scode, they had you through the "RPG-style" member ranking system???

Rockman

Member
3388

Feb 19th 2013, 4:14:04

innovative = finding new ways to do things incorrectly?

Detmer

Member
4243

Feb 19th 2013, 4:44:02

Originally posted by NukEvil:

...didn't I just solo-kill one of your countries?

Isn't killing obvious newbs for no reason akin to griefing?

Detmer

Member
4243

Feb 19th 2013, 4:44:55

Originally posted by Rockman:

innovative = finding new ways to do things incorrectly?

You are ascribing correct and incorrect to things that have no measure of correctness.

mdevol

Member
3225

Feb 19th 2013, 5:01:32

Yea, I laugh at all of these "our clan is the best and most innovative"

come check out or sweet site

http://www.boxcarhosting.fail

Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

galleri

Game Moderator
Primary, Express, Tourney, & FFA
14,007

Feb 19th 2013, 8:01:34

RPG.....
is this like Role Playing? :P

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

BigBen

Member
107

Feb 19th 2013, 10:14:27

Yes we have an entire forum devoted to roleplaying with Tisya in various roleplaying outfits, mostly fetish related.

NukEvil

Member
4327

Feb 19th 2013, 14:26:35

Originally posted by Detmer:

Isn't killing obvious newbs for no reason akin to griefing?

It's only griefing if I do it over and over again.

Trife

Member
5817

Feb 19th 2013, 15:37:48

Originally posted by NukEvil:

Originally posted by Detmer:

Isn't killing obvious newbs for no reason akin to griefing?

It's only griefing if I do it over and over again.

it's not sex if i only use the tip

martian

Game Moderator
Mod Boss
7826

Feb 19th 2013, 16:42:51

your spleen is boring.

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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(_(' )(' )

RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

Detmer

Member
4243

Feb 19th 2013, 17:38:09

Originally posted by NukEvil:

Originally posted by Detmer:

Isn't killing obvious newbs for no reason akin to griefing?

It's only griefing if I do it over and over again.

I would contend that random acts of jerkiness are always griefing.

Edited By: Detmer on Feb 19th 2013, 17:42:58

iScode

Member
5718

Feb 19th 2013, 20:46:01

Originally posted by bore:

seriously scode, they had you through the "RPG-style" member ranking system???

hell no it was the AB FS for sure.

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Akula

Member

EE Patron
4106

Feb 19th 2013, 20:58:23

Originally posted by galleri:

RPG.....
is this like Role Playing? :P

Rocket Propelled Grenade :P

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joe2

Member
716

Feb 19th 2013, 21:14:54

PDM!

UltraMarines

Member
343

Feb 20th 2013, 16:06:43

Originally posted by joe2:

PDM!

Marshal

Member
32,589

Feb 20th 2013, 20:29:01

pdm = play with detmer's mom

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

UltraMarines

Member
343

Feb 20th 2013, 21:03:17

Whatever it takes!

d20

Member
270

Feb 20th 2013, 22:11:16

heyyy sir balin! :D
the ranking system is awesome! :D

wari

Member
223

Feb 20th 2013, 22:54:37

you'll all be AB FSing by the year 2025, that's all I know.

Detmer

Member
4243

Feb 21st 2013, 2:40:54

Originally posted by Marshal:

pdm = play with detmer's mom

It does not surprise me that you do not understand how acronyms work, but that would be PWDM...

Soultaker

Member
472

Feb 21st 2013, 9:59:55

Originally posted by Sir Balin:

SHOW ME THE PROOF, LOCKET!

your alliance is boring, but it's a good fit for you.

laf -is- trying to keep up with our fat grabbing strategies, so you do get a courtesy point for being late bloomers!

what grabbing strategies???? :))))

Lobo

Member
442

Feb 21st 2013, 23:57:01

stop telling our secrets Marshal.... ~.~

For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack
The only real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. ~Albert Camus

Original SANCT...

tisya

Member
630

Feb 22nd 2013, 14:30:34

Play Detmer;s Mom makes more sense. Is that why you made me spank you yesterday with a wooden spoon? O.o

Tisya
PDM's HFA and Resident Princess <3

SirSepher

Member
196

Feb 22nd 2013, 18:16:20

People Doing Marshal?

=P

-Sir Sepher
Old Fogey learning to play again
PDM FTW
For the glory of Camelot

wari

Member
223

Dec 20th 2021, 23:51:28

this thread belongs in a museum

Doug

Member
1001

Dec 21st 2021, 0:08:04

Originally posted by Sir Balin:

Good god it’s back… time to leave for another decade. 😂 nice to see you, ya old hag.

Paradigm Senator
My Discord: twink_attack
Contact Auk (Happy on discord) for PDM hFa issues.
His Discord: happytheexceed

Havoc

Member
4039

Dec 21st 2021, 0:25:36

I remember Balin showing me his emo band like a decade ago and being legitimately super into it. Hope he's doing well.

Havoc
Unholy Monks | The Omega

Doug

Member
1001

Dec 21st 2021, 0:46:04

Thought Balin, Detmer had Sepher were busy holding Comwood sack for Christmas. I mean bags….

Paradigm Senator
My Discord: twink_attack
Contact Auk (Happy on discord) for PDM hFa issues.
His Discord: happytheexceed

Requiem

Member

EE Patron
9092

Dec 21st 2021, 1:09:54

Balin was the best. Hopefully he is thriving!

galleri

Game Moderator
Primary, Express, Tourney, & FFA
14,007

Dec 21st 2021, 2:42:43

I swear I am not an asshole, I swear I am not an asshole, I swear I am not an asshole.

Don't top old threads.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 21st 2021, 2:49:15

IBTL

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Leto

Member
394

Dec 21st 2021, 3:18:14

I mean this was classic

wari

Member
223

Dec 21st 2021, 23:14:01

But this old thread is some combination of relevant/awesome :P

I mean, you could still apply for Paradigm, impressionable new player who does not exist who's stumbling upon this 8 year old thread before making your decision to join LaF. And we *might* have someone who logs into the website and accepts you. It's within the realm of possibility, that's all I'm saying.

The purpose of topping this thread is hopefully one of these old names stumbles upon AT for the first time in 7 years like I did last month, sees it, and it sparks some sort of interest they might not have otherwise had.

This is Paradigm, we're recruiting? Even if we're only actually recruiting ghosts :)

mazooka

Member
454

Dec 22nd 2021, 1:23:10

Originally posted by Havoc:

I remember Balin showing me his emo band like a decade ago and being legitimately super into it. Hope he's doing well.

Lmao...balins band was great!.