I've run across a few Premium Patrons now, and I'm not going to name names, but like Coalie, Req, and KoH - they degrade the Alliance experience by fomenting class warfare.

Req is CONSTANTLY waving it in my face. Coalie uses his privilege to pressure me into buying more guns. KoH leverages his status by talking down to me when I suggest we invest more in Big Government.

These menaces have to be stopped, and the only way to do it is to either MAKE EVERYONE a Premium Patron™ or DELETE IT.

Pang can no longer be trusted to fix this issue!

Of course, there is another way. That way is to vote TAN for Head Mod 2025 and let me clean this place up. I promise to immediately gain access to the EE Treasury and cut the fat. We start by offering every mod a buyout. Once we drop some dead weight, then we can focus on Making EE Great Again. YOU CAN TRUST ME, AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.

"YOU CAN TRUST ME, AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT." -TAN, 2025 EE Head Game Mod Candidate

#VoteTAN2025 #MEEGA #SAVELUIGI

The age-old struggle between the Haves (Premium Patron Users™) and the Have-Nots (Scrappy Peasants aka TANs™). It starts with "a little extra turns" and before you know it, I'm rolling up to your alliance meetings in a new Lexus, Coalie is buying up all the stocks and reselling at a 1% margin to buy his $15 lunch, and KoH is drafting new "fairness reforms" that just so happen to give him a free FS on anyone who disagrees to MAKE EARTH EMPIRES GREATEST GAME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF GAMES, NEVER BEEN A MORE SPECTACULAR GAME MADE BY THESE VERY NICE PEOPLE. (in his words).

Now let's talk about your platform, TAN, because I would like to see exactly how you're planning to "cut the fat" with a mod buyout. Is this the kind of shady accounting where you "take control of the treasury and fire everyone"– ok Elon. Suddenly we're all paying 200% tax while you Pang, Slag, and Qz sip mimosas at the Holiday Inn– with very nice and affordable pool access?

Listen, the people are tired of being swindled! Say no to TAN!

With all the money you save from not financially contributing to the game,

You could’ve purchased a long gun by now.

Does everyone see the elitist condescension that I'm talking about? Coalie follows me to the boards to harass me about guns, and Req can't help but remind everyone how superior he is.

The people - that means you, reader - deserve better. You deserve an EE free from the elites, free from corrupt mods, free from the hidden pay-to-win tiers the Premium Patrons™ don't want you knowing about!

You deserve a better, stronger mod who will do away with the corruption and elitism.

VOTE TAN FOR MOD 2025

Wait. I mean…..

https://www.facebook.com/reel/936272675264402/

Just buy a coconut and some good jelly rubber ;)

Thank you whomever removed that lol

Damn you and Coalie both got new Lexus whips at the same time?tell me you got the RC-F, the LC or an IS500 like Coalie!

I am happy for both of you and I aspire to your financial greatness as soon as I sell my Trump coins.

Bro what r u shaming us about lol. Don’t you drive a Porsche

it is a little Porsche :D

stylish superfly ! B-)

/me waves Patron status around - if one likes it, and can contribute, it is worth helping out with costs :)

Yup got two of them. It’s why I am too broke to be patron….

Either way, Coalies IS500 and his big V8 make way more HP than mine so he is winning

You know that you have reached the wealth level of Elon Musk when you can tell all of your friends that you have reached EE Patron status.

Elon lQQks weird almost humon like

you can deffinately tell those that are used to playing "pay to win" games, instead of those of that graft and grind... #justsaying


~grumbles~ - but reminds me of that viva la dirt sketch ha

I can see TAN's premise but it does lack in humor

So how does one become a Premium Patron and what does one benefit?

If you have to ask, you are obviously too poor to achieve such a high honor.

The none Patron people acting up again? We need a fence. We need to deport these people to Guantanamo Bay. They eat cats and dogs!

Be nice if the rich patrons would buy the game some more ram or ghz. Game has been broken and slow for almost a week now.

It’s so painful to click buttons 211 times to run a turn or make a spy op.

I heard Req's bank bounced last payment.. could this be why the game is glitching this set?

You guys asked for this. Once I pull my financial support you will wallow in your misery.

#BanTAN

Unfortunately, one cannot actually acquire Patron status even if one wanted to at present.

You know what’s annoying is I park at the end of the parking lot away from all the other cars.

Then when I come out and see a beater parked next to me.

https://imgur.com/...parks-next-to-you-G2M3V62

💀

TAN is still alive?

You know where our complaint department is and who runs it. lol ask them to ban tan. lol

I’ll settle this. If you need Patron so bad as “street cred” you should rethink things lol I just buy my credits and play. Poorly but I do lol

Fixed

Thanks lol

DOWN WITH PREMIUM PATRONS™!

ELECT TAN HEAD GAME MOD 2025 AND I'LL MAKE SURE WE DO AWAY WITH THE SCUM ELITE!

I’ve been promoted head of the complaint department. My office hours are from noon til 12:25pm. You can file one in the pdm discord against tan if you wish. Noon til 12:25pm. Closed for lunch 12:08 til 12:19.

DAMNIT DOUG I'M THE ONE THAT APPOINTED YOU!

I ruled in your favor. Requiems case was thrown out as a nuisance suit. 🔨⚖️💼

YOU HEAR THAT REQ? THE JUDGES AND THE LAW BELONG TO THE PEOPLE!

Doug is corrupt, TAN lobbied the court.

#banDougxTAN

This whole court is out of order!

You used to like it when he did that

Secretly, he still does ;)

HH was here