Dec 11th 2010, 2:03:15
For ponderer (with a little background post thrown in for context - First DGoE posted in Swedish, then this):
Secret Squirrel
10/22/00 5:19:11 PM
I know what this says.
It is between Freddie and Sue.
They are talking about someone who they think is a terrible player.
It goes:
Fred: Define the word "monkey butt"
Sue: A person I know in LaF
Fred: In LaF? are you joking?
Sue: no, I am not joking.
Fred: who is he?
Sue: Some wierdo who likes to post stuff in other languages
Fred: Well, that isn't that bad is it?
Sue: No, but he also thinks he is better than me
Fred: That is impossible!
Sue: Yes, a DGoE fellow who runs weenie-republics
Fred: Didn't he just join us in laf?
Sue: yes, he held their leader hostage until they let him in.
Fred: Figures, those swedes.
Sue: tell me about it...
Fred: So why is he a bad player?
Sue: He says you need residential and enterprise buildings to run a casher!
Fred: BAH! LOL
Sue: I know, indy complexes bring in so much more revenue
Fred: do you talk to DGoE?
Sue: yeah, that is why i called him monkey butt
Fred: why is that
Sue: he looks like one..
Fred: oh my, we need to get rid of him
sue: how?
Fred: Through fatal attacks.
Sue: I will do anything!
Fred: contact me on ICQ
Sue: I will be on a 4:00
Your spy Secret Squirrel has decoded this message for you.
Note: the translation is a rough one, but try to deal with it.
I dont know how DGoE got ahold of this information though!
Regards,
Secret Squirrel
DGoE
10/23/00 3:03:21 AM
LOL@SS
Fråga=Question
Svar=Answer
Anyone else that want to try?
Ponderer
10/23/00 6:50:46 PM
I knoo vhet thees seys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! It is betveee Freddeee-a und Sooe-a. Zeey ere-a telkeeng ebuoot sumeune-a vhu zeey theenk is a terreeble-a pleyer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! It gues: Fred: Deffeene-a zee vurd "munkey boott" Sooe-a: A persun I knoo in LeF Fred: In LeF? ere-a yuoo jukeeng? Sooe-a: nu, I em nut jukeeng. Fred: vhu is he-a? Sooe-a: Sume-a veeerdu vhu leekes tu pust stooffff in oozeer lungooeges Fred: Vell, thet isn't thet bed is it? Sooe-a: Nu, boot he-a elsu theenks he-a is better thun me-a Fred: Thet is impusseeble-a! Sooe-a: Yes, a DGuE felloo vhu roons veeneee-a-repoobleecs Fred: Deedn't he-a joost jueen us in leff? Sooe-a: yes, he-a held zeeur leeder hustege-a unteel zeey let heem in. Bork bork bork! Fred: Feegoores, thuse-a svedes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Sooe-a: tell me-a ebuoot it. Um de hur de hur de hur... Fred: Su vhy is he-a a bed pleyer? Sooe-a: He-a seys yuoo need reseedentiel und interpreese-a booeeldings tu roon a cesher! Fred: BEH! LOL Sooe-a: I knoo, indy cumplexes breeng in su mooch mure-a refenooe-a Fred: du yuoo telk tu DGuE? Sooe-a: yeeh, thet is vhy i celled heem munkey boott Fred: vhy is thet Sooe-a: he-a luuks leeke-a oone-a.. Fred: ooh my, ve-a need tu get reed ooff heem sooe-a: hoo? Fred: Thruoogh fetel ettecks. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Sooe-a: I veell du unytheeng! Fred: fluffect me-a oon ICQ Sooe-a: I veell be-a oon a 4:00 Yuoor spy Secret Sqoourrel hes decuded thees messege-a fur yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Nute-a: zee trunsleshun is a ruoogh oone-a, boot try tu deel veet it. Um de hur de hur de hur. I dunt knoo hoo DGuE gut ehuld ooff thees inffurmeshun thuoogh! Regerds, Secret Sqoourrel
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