Man: Doc, i feel like i am going to die...
Doc: You look fine, nothing is wrong with you.
Man: But doc i know how i feel, i will surly die.
Doc:Why? Do you do many juicy topfeeds??
Man: Of course not, those are so stupid.
Doc:Do you go to war against other alliance's and put your country on the line?
Man: Heck no!!! I only net in peace, set after set!!!
Doc:OK, Do you ever Go on the AT and talk trash to people and brag about how your alliance is the best on the server??
Man: Why would i do that, i'm too busy making bushels.

Doc: Then you might as well die...

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

i thought my joke was funny!

7/10

6.5

I liked the punchline, but you took way too long getting there.

7.5/10

1/10 because your name starts with a c

LoL

i wonder if i suicided on both of you if you would stop making fun of me

i don't get it?