A note on the earlier posted beer question:
As a duly ordained priest of the laziest of orders, The Church of the Latter Day Dude, I feel that it is my 'duty' (whatever that means) to weigh in on such a deep and conflicted issue; that being, does my beer go to heaven?
In 1991, the good Friar Tuck spake thusly on the issue: "This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER." (Catch the 19 second sermon here:
https://youtu.be/CONa4b9errw )
Who could argue against such wizened and scholarly instruction? And if even the good Friar attributes that frothy perfection we call beer to the greatness of God, how could we then conclude anything but that our beer not only ascends to heaven, but likely gets in ahead of us in line. Of course, that's just, like, my opinion, man.