Whats the deal with SOFtly? - Earth Empires Forum

PepePuddles

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Aug 15th 2024, 1:07:12

Coup that fell through?

mrford

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Aug 15th 2024, 1:10:09

Ask your mom

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

If you must know... Currently there is a split between those who love turtle pr0n and those who frown upon it. I can no longer stand with my former brothers who do not appreciate the subtle intricacies of turtle seggs.

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Xyle SoF

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Aug 15th 2024, 1:32:32

Originally posted by ELDrifty:

Quoted for accuracy.

This is a rift that may never heal.

PepePuddles

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Aug 15th 2024, 2:04:41

Expected more tbh

ELDrifty

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Aug 15th 2024, 2:26:46

Originally posted by PepePuddles:

Expected more tbh

You asked, just saying we take turtle pr0n VERY seriously here.

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DonSean

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Aug 15th 2024, 2:29:28

Originally posted by PepePuddles:

Expected more tbh

That's what the she turtle said.

D Trump

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Aug 15th 2024, 2:46:03

Look, I’ve seen a lot of things in my time, and let me tell you, nobody takes things seriously like I do. When it comes to important matters, whether it’s national security or, apparently, turtle pr0n, we handle it with the utmost seriousness. We’re dealing with real issues here, folks, and we’ve got the best people working on them. I’ll say this: we take every issue seriously, and we make sure everything is handled the right way. Believe me.

TCO_NBK

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Aug 15th 2024, 9:13:38

I say both sides pick their prettiest male and female and have the mud wrestle to decide who is right and who is wrong!

Ruthie

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Aug 15th 2024, 21:43:53

mmmm

turtle pr0n

i like turtles

~Ruthless~
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HH

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Aug 16th 2024, 14:55:49

Who doesn't?

HeadHunter

Raztastic

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Aug 16th 2024, 18:06:59

Originally posted by HH:

Who doesn't?

Me.

Murf

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Aug 18th 2024, 18:14:41

Lol

KoHeartsGPA

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Aug 18th 2024, 18:25:54

Sometimes I feel like punching a baby turtle in the face, with that being said, fluff on turtles!

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

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mrford

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Aug 19th 2024, 12:53:28

I have 55 chems ready to defend the turtles

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

ninong

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Aug 19th 2024, 12:54:54

turtles are cool but what about tortoises?

ninong, formerly Johnny Demonic
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brujodale

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Aug 19th 2024, 14:18:28

well just to be sure you all are watching female turtles and not male turtle porn. how do you tell the sex of a turtle? well........ the female has a very flat bottom plate so that she is more grounded when the male mounts her aka turtle doggie style. the male's bottom plate is slightly convex so that he can get more penetration in her. The female then can store that jik for a year. yeah I know that turned on a lot of earther's ON. Mr. Ford quit touching yourself.