here is a partial trasnscript of our two hour interview with the greatest express player of any and all time

the interview took place inside a conference room in a large office tower in a major midwestern city where we got exclusive access to his war room

ExpN: Gregg, the rumor is you retired, is that true?

the holy gregg: I accomplished everything i wanted; there is no reason to continue. The game is addictive and may detract from work so yes i retitred.

ExpN: How can you walk away at the pinnacle of your sucess?

the holy gregg: Mr. Brown did it, Michael tried it, always leave them wanting more.

ExpN: The most popular posts are all about you, there are more threads about you than any other topic, the server has more players than ever before in large part because of you, how can you leave your fans like this?

the most holy of greggs: Hate to burst your bubble but i have no obligation to my express fans, my obligations are to god, family, country and work in that order.

Expn: Aren't you afraid that LaEx will destroy the game?

Gregg the great: of course they will, but i do not care, anymore.

at that point the room filled with the sounds of a slide bass playing an unreleased version of the oldie ,"dont care no more"
and a giant screen about 10' by 12' slid down and filled half of a wall of the room

the monitor disclosed three massive flow charts marked LaEx ESC and LaE. a digitized female voice intoned , "Jag3 is on line and pounding one of the LaEx land farms.

gregg pushed a button on the table and seconds later a goth appeared

the gregg of greggs: i thought i ordered this program erased

goth girl: susan said to keep it, you might get addicted again.

our favorite player: you do know susan is not the boss?

goth girl just gave a blank stare and left after a few seconds.

we stared at the screen and it became clear that this program was how Gregg the omniscient had detected tracked and eventually exposed LaEx.

It looked like the mosaic board on steroids, all digitzed with blue lines instead of red

ExpN: what does this do?

gregg the modest: it tracks LaEx and their nefarious dealings. it pays particular attention to the ESC portion of LaEx

ExpN: How does it work?

Gregg the virtuous:It tracks the login time on ffa of the known cheaters and extrapolates their arrival on express. It has a pattern recognition software that runs the names of express countries against the naming patterns of the four main cheaters to determine the likelihood of ESC ties. It also uses spy alliance data and ingame strategies to determine the odds they are part of LaEx.

ExpN: we all know about LaEx but what is the ESC?

Gregg the victorious: The ESC is the Evil Shadow Clan i have discussed at length. It consists of llaar( I only cheated for twelve hours) , Ice ( I cheated for years) Man, Dark (the game needs cheaters) Morbid and jag(i will keep on cheating for years) ernacht. They lost ten countries last set and according to my puter have fourteen countries this set. So the server's newfound numbers are only partly due to me. Fourteen of the new countries are LaEx. All four of the cheaters said they would play this set.

Expn: Yes they did but those players said they were only playing to kill you.

Gregg the farsighted: You believed them?

ExpN: What are the other factions?

Nostragreggus: The puppet regime and the indirect beneficiaries. The puppet regime consists of thunder (all noise and no substance), Mr (no vocabulary) Ford, and NOW3 ( iadmitted the cheaters all played here when gregg said they did((()P.

ExpN: That is the new leadership of LaE surely Llaar and company will obey their every command?

gregg the wise:

Expn: What of the indirect?

gregg the alpha: this interview is over get out

ExpN: any last words for your fans?

gregg the omeg

unfortunately weather destroyed the last words of the greatest player of any and all time

did anyone actually read that?

I made it to the second question.

Think we killed gregg

oh, we did

Summary = gregg got sick of dying over and over again?

^ /me lols

that's not just gregg with MPD

be proud juggsy - you have a fan! :-)

huh

i seem to recall LaEx telling everyone that jag and ice had forever left the game

lol they destroy the site and do it with reckless abandon

you have to hand it to them
their dishonesty knows no bounds

their contempt of pang and his work is staggering

hmm....that baseless rhetoric sounds familiar....

is it baseless to say that LaE promised the cheaters had left the game?

no, anyone with a memory knows they did
they swore it up and down so that pang would not impose any real penalty

having received no penalty not even a slap on the wrist
they now deny ever saying it

no one in LaE is above suspicion-pang
LaE cheated in multiple servers-pang
LaE lied-pang
LaE whines like 5 years olds-pang

yeah it does sound familiar

Wow Gregg Give it up Already, why did you go make a new name just to slam them, and try to give yourself credibility.

i am not gregg

not everyone who went to college is named gregg

you use the same writing grammer, and for a new member with onl 26 posts you sure have taken over his role of forum dumbass. in addition to that your first post on this thread is you paying homage to him. just go back to being gregg gives them someone else to hate other than me

grammer?

what is that?

if you are trying to say in the LaE manner that i speak the king's english

yes i do you would not know it form this site
but a lot of people speak properly

i know you are not LaE so when you speak as profoundly poorly as they customarily do, i wonder why this game attracts and retains many iq levels but can only seem to retain one

writing style

grammar, maybe? Still a tool, gregg....

when you say i write as well as gregg, i take that as a compliment

but i know better you just arent used to reading good writers

when i say your first post was worthy of Mr Ford
you know that is no compliment

when i say the second post could have been written by NOW3P
you know you should aim higher

*proofreads college guy starstalker4 (aka gregg *wink wink*)*

When you sau I write as well as gregg, I take that as a compliment, but, I know better. You just aren't used to reading good writers. When I say your first post was worth of mrford, you know that is no compliment. When I say the second post could have been written by NOW3P, you know you should aim higher.

CORRECTED FOR VERACITY OF HAVING COLLEGE EDUCATION and NOT WANTING COLLEGE EDUCATED GUYS LOOK LIKE DUMBASSES WITH THIER PISS POOR ATTEMPTS AT PROVING THIER SUPERIORITY WHILE NOT USING GOOD GRAMMAR OR SPELLING.

You have been Spell/Grammer checked.

llaar

if u want to talk dont send your puppets
they just make you look stupid

don't you know? we're all just llaar's multies....

that lie is as credible as most of your posts

just as credible as the one you made saying you were leaving :)

so first you say we're all cheaters, then when one of us says we're cheaters we're liars......awesome! Yeah, you're definitely not a troll....at least dibs has the cajones to do it from behind the same nick.

TL;DR

Wow

Gregg, give it up already. We know it's you, ips match, u use the exact same arguments and iq quips

for someone that is apparently a superior intelect, you sure do fail a lot

*slaps Dibs upside the head with Gregg SkyStalker*

gregg hasnt played in three weeks and you are still talking about him?

he got into your tiny litlle heads

we all just miss him so.....*eye roll*

"I see dead people"

I see your winky...

tug on my winky and see where the lemonade is from , yeah lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade

lol, thats a funny read

stargreggrecruiter: you're pretty wack

Lemonade! Cold, refreshing, mother fluffing LEMONADE!


lol....stargreggrecruiter. I'mma have to write that one down

llaar is the only one in LaE man enough to see the humor in their situation

no wonder he is still the unchallenged leader of the clan

now3p is still fauning over llaar's every word
i am surprised llaar tolerates that kind of subservient slobbering sycophance

it gets old pretty quick for me

Hey Gregg, it's fawning not fauning, it's sycophantic behavior or simply sycophant as sycophance is not a word.

Not to mention it, but you really don't need subservient AND sycophant as they are redundant words. Of course, I could mention the lack of capitalized words or punctuations but who really does that here.

So allow me to rewrite your paragraph for you.

"Llaar is the only one in LaE that's man enough to see the humor in their situation.

No wonder he is still the unchallenged leader of the clan. *Don't know how he figures this, since ICe Man was always the historic leader of LaE and not Llaar, but who needs facts when your trolling.*

Now3p is still fawning over Llaar's every word.

I am surprised Llaar tolerates that kind of slobbering subservient behavior."

Your welcome. :)

However, I'm sure you knew all of this, since you are such a supreme intellect over our own tiny little minds. *eye roll*

jane, you ignorant s lut

you may want to look up the word alliteration
i pity you because you obviously did not read virgil in high school

you may want to look up the word faun to learn why this spelling is more relevant and insulting than fawning

the roman mytholpgical reference is lost on most but those who get it, get it

sycophant is a noun describing the subservient boob, in this case NOW3P, not that state of abject courtesan boobishness within which NOW3P tries to justify his own existence

you are welcome or you're welcome not your welcome
LaE apparently has an IQ cap above which they will not accept an applicant
Mars, NOW3P,Fordy, thunder, Ice all prove the reality of the cap

may i suggest you subscribe to OED?

probably not since you irrationally, fervently cling to the thrice-refuted myth that i am
the holy gregg

Damn dude put the thesuarus away, ur using the words all wrong

fordy

please check your medication

you continually post the same ill-begotten, maladroit, thoughtless criticism

i refuse to dumb down my posts to the d ick and jane language of LaE

is there no one in LaE besides llaar who can elucidate a single original complex coherent thought?

i am starting to form a grudging respect for llaar because he can thrive in a clan where he is surrounded by people who lack morals, intelligence and creativity.

i admit i could not function is such an environment

No one likes you, no one cares.

It used to be moderately entertaining to get a chuckle out of your ramblings, but now it's just annoying.

I can't imagine how you would've acted in the old RD days etc..

Fordy?

Only friends call me that. Please refrain from attempting to insult my inteligence because I may not be a highschooler studying for the vocab section like urself, but I do have a MEGR degree and a job that is way above your head. Besides that, I'm sure my iq is not up to your standards right?

Bottom line is, you appear to the entire community to be nothing more than a troll with a thesaurus. I mean really, this is a game forum, it's as informal as it gets, your vocabulary, or attempt at the display of a vocabulary, is not impressing anyone. Intact, your use of it, and then constant berating of the othr posters, lae or not, makes you look dumber than I'm sure you are attempting to come off as.

Finally, llaar never has, and probably never will, lead lae. He's too busy leading NA on the alliance server. The fact that you keep preaching about llaar's lackeys in lae and what not makes you seem ignorant and missinformed. And this further degrades your cretability.

At first you were entertaining, and I couldn't wait to read your posts for a daily laugh, but now you have been reduced to the same meaningless dribble, albeit it with bigger words.

Do us all a favor and roll the clock back and be more entertaining Gregg, and go back to your old Nick, even the mods have confirmed that it's you. Regain some creditability and go back.


Now, you may respond by insultng my inteligence and calling me llaar's lackey like youalways do, instead of adressing the points in my post like a true inteligent person would. I'm guessing you won't do that though because you seem to just be projecting the image of inteligence instead of providing proof of it.

thank you for finally putting a little effort into a post

while it is an angry humorless diatribe it is at least a step above what most people scribble on this forum

the forum would be a much better place and the game a lot more fun if people made some MEGR effort at humor

i am not tryng to impress anyone
since no one else posts anything witty humorous or entertaining
i just wrtie to amuse myself

you must realize i have more than just a masters degree
but i congratulate you on having one

why do you only concoct angry worthless posts?
do us all a favor and try writing something worth reading.
if you do have a MEGR then you are capable of better
humor may not be part of your profession or your personality but any effort would be appreciated by all

as to who is in charge of LaE, who cares?
llaar is respected by many ice by none so if ice is the titular head that does not mean he is the leader
all i know is what iread, which of course is dangerous where LaE is concerned

as for the insults, i regret responding in kind to LaE posts

just because LaE insults people does not mean they may not have thin skins

so if i caused you emotional agony that caused you to turn endlessly tearfully in your lonely bed, i apologize

let us both resolve to write psots worth reading

For someone who "is better educated than me", other than your big words, your grammer and spelling is horrible. I'll admit that mine is subpar, but it is well known than engineers are poor spellers. For such a high intelect, what is your excuse Gregg?

Do you play 1a gregg?

I just like how every post gregg makes is edited, seems like maybe someone enjoys looking over his post and deciding his words aren't big enough so he searches for bigger ones to replace them with.

Also Gregg, printing a piece of paper on your own computer that says you have more than a masters degree doesn't count. Though you might have a degree the amount of time you spend trolling here points to you not being much more than an unemployed crack head.

Hmm guess I should go look in the thesaurus and find some larger words so I can seem more intellectual. I shall return!

i see my call for houmorous non insulting posts has fallen on deaf ears

that is unfortunate but again expecting humor from an engineer is like hoping for sincerity fom an actor

the profession weeds out those with that personality trait

neither my spelling nor my grammar are suspect fordy
if you must be insulting try to find an area where i am vulnerable
having LaE insult my verbal skills is just laughable

again let us resolve to aim higher

Funny guy