Suck fluff........

England 1 - Australia 0............


Disclaimer.............

Any Dumb Yanks/Canuks/odd sweedes or other small country who dont know what "The Ashes" are....


























STFU




We dont care if you don't get cricket.......

You mean those things that keep me up all the time in the summer?

dont make me smack you havoc!!!!!

Its just the first game....

i hope...

that was the 2nd test......

LOL! Love it Havoc!

we have a cricket team??

it didnt look like it to me

cricket sucks!

As an aussie, i have to say im ashamed at the lack of fight we have shown so far. The damn poms just want it more than we do....and they obviously have the talent too.

Guess we can't win em all...we have been the best in the world for so long...guess its time to flush out the old crap and start giving some younger faces a go

no Rip It Up, its not just that they want it more, its that we suck oh so much..

and bsnake, piss off back to england already ya stupid pommy bastard..

*launches cane toads to nibble bugs toes* :D

Cane toads dont like big bugs.. which is why they are useless against locusts :P

crickets are good to eat.

good to know

who effin cares about a mock rendition of baseball that makes no good sense

punkus you poor simple fool............. :)


Baseball is a form of the old rounders game played in the UK long long before baseball...

Cricket has one of the largest followings off any sport in the world... well ok, mainly cause it is the biggest sport in India and Pakistan.....


ohh and welcome back ya old fart :)

Cricket is like having sex with a fat chick

it's easy, you don't want anyone to know you did it, and baseball/hot chicks are better

isn't Australia like an English colony anyways??

cricket?

Is that that sport that folks who are too gay for rugby play?

fordy - why do you need a glove/mit to catch the ball???? soft pricks.... like all US based sports it is designed for TV ads, stop start.....

Pitcher has way less options than a bowler in cricket,much less skill required..


CS - Yes it is....

cricket sucks.

I assume.... a Pom, is a limey, who is an Englishman..??

And I believe that Australia was where the Brits put their own bad boys and girls, after being found guilty of crimes. Seems a long way to go, unless they poked holes in the boat bottom that brought em! Then told the bad boys and girls they would never see the British coast line, ever again.. Well, that's my story...

Few know, that Australia isn't the only place, the Red Coats dumped their convicts.. About a thousand criminals per year were sent to Maryland and Virgina too!

This is Free For all Talk, and after all it's talk, and it's free! ;o)

it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

and then it's a sport:)

Is this the first time that Shane Warne has not been on the team?

Jones had taken his wife to a cricket match. She sat through the first innings although plainly bored. In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe and knocked the ball out of the ground. 'Thank goodness they got rid of it,' she sighed. 'Now we can all go home.'

Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course.