this is kinda funny....

I Don't speak to my family because of a major bust up....

Well it seems my mum has replaced me in the Family portrait that hangs on the wall by a cut out of David Beckham.....


Damn thats some hate right there.... lol

Well you have to two ways to go to end you problem.

1. Shoot yourself

2. Shoot you mum

But before you do above, please mail me my consulting fee of $100.00.

Tlhe Saint
MD DO /PHD of Human Emotions

Can I have your wife?

Long story and not really a point i will be discussing.....

No need for violence......

JAT been divorced for 6 years now mate,so yeah you can have her, feel free to treat her like fluff too ;)

Ohhh and if she says shes staying back at work,she is giving the boss a blow job, i found he carried his guard down and was vulnerable to a basic one two..... maybe the headbutt first off threw his game......

bungalows get everywhere ... grr beckham :/

I've already had you wife 8 years ago and can understand why your not together. She told me you sucked in bed.

well that explains where she got the clap from then....

Another mystery solved...

Thanks saint....