Jun 25th 2010, 7:52:40
But he's too dumb!
Donny's not a sexy guy. He went to a hooker. He dropped his pants. She dropped her price.
No, really...Donny's not a sexy guy. He was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
What a childhood Donny had, why, when he took his first step, Billy tripped him!
When Donny was a kid he got no respect. One time he was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent Billy a note. They said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your brother again."
Donny worked in a pet store when he was a kid. But people kept asking how big he'd get.
One day Donny asked Billy if he could go ice-skating on the lake. He told him, "Wait til it gets warmer."
When Donny was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to Billy, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
It's really not his fault though, Donny come from a stupid family. During the Civil War his great uncle fought for the west!
Billy is stupid too....He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
His poor mother had morning sickness after he was born.
His mother also never breast fed him. She told him that she only liked him as a friend.
Growing up, when he played in the sandbox the cat kept covering him up.
His bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
One day as a little kid he got lost. He saw a policeman and asked him to help me find Billy. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find him?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places he can hide."
Poor Donny had a lot of pimples too. One day he fell asleep in a library. He woke up and a blind man was reading his face.
Donny's a terrible lover. Once he caught a peeping Billy booing him.
A girl once phoned him and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." He went over, and nobody was home!
A hooker once told him she had a headache.
Really, If it weren't for pick-pocketers, he'd have no sex life at all.
He was making love to this girl and she started crying. He said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
Donny thought something was wrong with him so he asked Billy about it. He told him "Billy, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
Donny needs mental help too - His psychiatrist told him he's going crazy. He told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
Donny's not a sexy guy. He went to a hooker. He dropped his pants. She dropped her price.
No, really...Donny's not a sexy guy. He was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
What a childhood Donny had, why, when he took his first step, Billy tripped him!
When Donny was a kid he got no respect. One time he was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent Billy a note. They said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your brother again."
Donny worked in a pet store when he was a kid. But people kept asking how big he'd get.
One day Donny asked Billy if he could go ice-skating on the lake. He told him, "Wait til it gets warmer."
When Donny was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to Billy, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
It's really not his fault though, Donny come from a stupid family. During the Civil War his great uncle fought for the west!
Billy is stupid too....He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
His poor mother had morning sickness after he was born.
His mother also never breast fed him. She told him that she only liked him as a friend.
Growing up, when he played in the sandbox the cat kept covering him up.
His bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
One day as a little kid he got lost. He saw a policeman and asked him to help me find Billy. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find him?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places he can hide."
Poor Donny had a lot of pimples too. One day he fell asleep in a library. He woke up and a blind man was reading his face.
Donny's a terrible lover. Once he caught a peeping Billy booing him.
A girl once phoned him and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." He went over, and nobody was home!
A hooker once told him she had a headache.
Really, If it weren't for pick-pocketers, he'd have no sex life at all.
He was making love to this girl and she started crying. He said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
Donny thought something was wrong with him so he asked Billy about it. He told him "Billy, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
Donny needs mental help too - His psychiatrist told him he's going crazy. He told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
