Jun 7th 2017, 2:13:46
Um.... I got this strange question from a friend. I'm not sure what I should suggest. Can anyone help??
He writes:
"Dear Comrade,
I hope this message finds you well. I have a pressing concern that I would like your input on...
Recently, a country has taken the #1 spot. I should have been in that spot, but through much treachery I have been cheated of my rightful place! Market manipulations, quadruple taps, retals on retals, and a ongoing war with McDaddy! ARGH! I did get some breathing room however, and chose to launch the nukes at #1! It gave me 15 minutes of intense pleasure to see that thousands of his acreage were destroyed!
Now, comes the important question: should I kill all of my nuclear scientist or not?
What? Why? I'm glad you asked. It is obvious they are all traitors. My first nukes on #1 destroyed thousands of acres, but later in the day my following nukes only destroy hundreds. My scientist are purposely developing faulty weapons when clearly #1s net worth is still untouched!
Sharpening the Guillotine,
Emperor Bonenessposte"
He writes:
"Dear Comrade,
I hope this message finds you well. I have a pressing concern that I would like your input on...
Recently, a country has taken the #1 spot. I should have been in that spot, but through much treachery I have been cheated of my rightful place! Market manipulations, quadruple taps, retals on retals, and a ongoing war with McDaddy! ARGH! I did get some breathing room however, and chose to launch the nukes at #1! It gave me 15 minutes of intense pleasure to see that thousands of his acreage were destroyed!
Now, comes the important question: should I kill all of my nuclear scientist or not?
What? Why? I'm glad you asked. It is obvious they are all traitors. My first nukes on #1 destroyed thousands of acres, but later in the day my following nukes only destroy hundreds. My scientist are purposely developing faulty weapons when clearly #1s net worth is still untouched!
Sharpening the Guillotine,
Emperor Bonenessposte"