Taking on a really weird trip into a very remote part of China.

Place your bets!

Do you speak any Chinese?

Do you speak the regional dialect?

you'll get eaten by dragons.

I speak Cantonese fluently, and no, the regional dialect would be like someone speaking Martian to me.

Marshal, as far as I know, the dragons are still in development, but I might get into a lab, so I don't know

Can we start a pool on how you'll die?

I'm going with turned into a mu-shu pork dish

You are so getting thrown into a secret prison!

Good luck helping free Uighurstan!

are you dead yet?

I'm actually getting on the plane in 12 hours. Then off to China to fight dragons.

Bids accepted in bushels (50million minimum bet)

Guess how long I would survive.

0 Day (1:!)
1 Days (1.2:1)
2 Days (1.4:1)
3 Days (1.6:1)

and goes on +0.2 each day more.

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If you guessed the wrong amount, then it's your fault and not mine. If you don't pay up, I'll find you, don't worry, I can kill dragons, I'm sure I can give you a quick ending.

forgotten gets eaten by giant pandas.

dies in a stonewalling accident

drops to death from great wall of china

Last time I got on the Wall of China, I got kicked off for trying to climb off to the other side.

I'm browsing the local blacksmiths for weapons now, preparing for my battle against dragons,

apparently blacksmiths in HK doesn't have swords, or shields.

I got hit by a bus today.

I survived.

hit by vehicle - done
fall from great wall - not done
get eaten by panda - not done
get eaten by dragon - not done