Dec 4th 2015, 18:14:13
When I become King, things will change and that's it! That's the power of being King!
No more automatics ! I don't care if the NRA gets in a row. There's no reason for them outside of law enforcement and military. Hunters get to use a single shot, and if they miss, reload and shoot again. That's the sport right?
Handguns will be limited to six rounds only, say goodbye to those 12-16 rounders.
If anyone needs to fire automatics, here's the solution. Go to the gun range. They will have regulated automatics available for you to use there. As King I will make those available at no charge other than the renters buying the rounds. Problem solved.
As King, I will enforce this rule with a heavy hand and if it is abused then phase two kicks in.
No more guns available to the public, they get bows and arrows only! Crossbows may be allowed,but I need to study that. Have a gun? It will be confiscated and you will be given a bow and arrow instead.
If that creates an issue with arrow abuse, then the final stage will kick in....
ROCKS!!! No more guns,no more bows and arrows. Now all you get are rocks!
As King, I will proclaim this as law and leave it to my loving subjects to abide. Knowing the full repercussions of abuse they should make the correct choice.
Next week I will announce my plans for getting rid of text and phone use while driving.
Hail the King..ear I mean Hail ME!