As I travel across what will one day be my domain I'm troubled by distracted drivers.
Cars and trucks going out of their lane,people driving 20 under the limit,cars that are 30 lengths behind the car in front of them on the highway. This has to end.
As I drive around them it's common to see them on the phone or truck drivers with their phone on the steering wheel texting or checking gps.
This will end upon my coronation as King!
Cars and trucks shall be fitted with jammers that will not allow text capabilities and the only phone number that would be allowed to send will be 911.
THATS IT!
If people need to make a call, pull off the road and do so.
The roads will be safe again for those that need them for travel.
As I decree as KING,so shall it be!
On to the next kingly matter I need to ponder

how about when you become queen?

How about you move along before I banish you from my kingdom?

sorry but we are democracy.

Sorry but not for long!

longer than your pathetic kingdom is kingdom.

Text, call while driving .
Homo fluffting
Gun control.

Lol

These are important matters to my kingdom Heston.
The people need guidance and I shall provide it.
It was transgender accomadations,not what you knuckleheads turned it into.
All matters that need to be addressed for my kingdom to flourish!

Carry on. My people demand more tp, for my bunghole.

And as KING I will ban the above knucklehead.

sorry, forgot to check this board earlier, and he doesn't mean heston