There would be no need for silly debates with so many " politicians" as can fit in a clown car.
No more idiotic commercials
No more banners in the yards
No more wasted money for people buying their way into office
No more hanging chads

There is a lot of things as King I could use that surplus money for.
Bahamas would be my winter Palace and of course I would share some with my people.
A chicken in every pot!! The h@ll with PETA!!

You forgot "No more lies"

You just mad cause your ticket sucks more ass than trumps. All thats left is your patty cake world and butthole wiener socks. 👏🙌👐👎

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And scraped out crushed fetus parts in a pie tin.

You know there are countries that already lack all the things you would forego as King, right? Ironically enough, many of them are absolute monarchies. Nobody can argue that tyranny is far more efficient than democracy. The real question that must be answered is whether or not that increase in efficiency equals an increase in worth.

Wait a minute, this sounds familiar... Oh right, Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen already had this discussion.