Yeah and honestly I think if you went to Pride, you'd have a good time unless you're a full time bigot. It's a pretty top shelf party in most places.

I think I'd celebrate the Pagan holiday about Santa with my theoretical children. And I really enjoy the gift giving and playing with trains and baseballs with my nephew that comes from my brother's part of the family. Don't even really mind the Rat Pack Christmas albums they play.

It's really just when Bud Light puts an elf on their cans that I find annoying, because it just seems like a Christian ideology is being jammed down my throat, if you feel my parallel. It's the marketing at fault. Not the market.

It's not the gays or the libs jamming this down your throat. It's Wal-Mart and Bud Light.