The only combat missions I ever seem to have is with drunk crazies.

He’s mostly right tho, other than the pouting part. I’m not ever sad when I get to kill LaF and smack talk rivals. I do write paperback novels about how LaF sucks and are dumb tho. Then LaF people respond and say I suck and am dumb, and we pretty much have coexisted that way for 25 years. Doesn’t even matter at this point how or when it started, just that it has always kind of been that way I guess. The reason I came back tho is someone asked me to and I said “sure sounds like fun,” because I had time for a few weeks during the summer.

LaF sucks and gets reckd. It is the way.