We're sorry, Earth *static*. We did our *static* best, we swear, but we can't hold the tide back any longer,

*radio connection lost, reconnects after exactly 32 seconds*

are just too many Russians and too few volunteers to keep them all under control.

http://www.mars2025.net/...m.aspx?g=posts&t=6004

*static* Invasion fleet is coming...