i do have less rights than a married person. heck, i have to pay for their kids to go to school. doesn't really matter that i'll probably never have kids of my own. stick it in your ear.

i also have less rights than a non-smoker and less rights than a non-drinker.

i ain't nothing but a peon to suck money out of. good thing y'all don't really care who i bonk on the head to make money.