ain't got much chance of me marrying anything. well, maybe a bottle of booze. but they don't seem to have a problem with me renting it yet. besides, all my animals are dead, cremated and sitting in little boxes, and they don't do windows.

i'd have to knock up some poor innocent woman to get married. and then i'd probably only be doing it so that the poor innocent child wasn't born a bass turd. 50% divorce rate? yeah, right. they're getting married because they're in love... think it's probably just a way for women to make money. dunno.