DON'T BELIEVE THEM, LINK! LAF ARE WARMONGERS. THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] ARE TRUE PACIFISTS. WE HAVE ADOPTED AND STRENUOUSLY ENFORCE A TOTAL NON AGGRESSION POLICY. ALL WHO VIOLATE OUR POLICY SOON FIND THEMSELVES ON THE WRONG END OF AN EXPLOSION! SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO NET IN PEACE WOULD FIT IN QUITE WELL HERE.

WE HAVE A BOXCAR SITE WHICH WE HAVE ALMOST FIGURED OUT NOW, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO APPLY.

OUT OF CURIOSITY, YOUR SIGNATURE SAYS YOU'RE IN ICN. HOW DO THEY DEPART FROM THE PARAMATERS WHICH YOU HAVE OUTLINED HERE?

HA!

SAM
MINISTER OF PRODUCE,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!