the one time that i had a gun pulled on me, it wouldn't have done me any good to have had a gun. i didn't see it coming. well, the one time a criminal pulled a gun on me, that is. the police had a tendency to point the things at me everytime they wanted to give me a speeding ticket.

like i'm going to shoot them for trying to give me a ticket. take my license and all that jive, i can't drive 55. can barely do 5 mph on the unicycle. hmmm...