dear vic,
i don't care about the name,
you were the one who brought it up,
you were the one being lame.

continuing on with the fob joke,
of big dogs and pups,
maybe i am a china man,
i eat dogs for lunch.

vic don't make fun of fobs,
let's stop bringing race into the equation,
coz you know as well as i,
your adopted niece is an asian.

seems with your jokes,
you like talking about [richards](corrected to fluff so...),
but it just means you have penis envy,
and a very small ...

begins with p and rhymes with rick.