finally something half decent,
but revealing a n00b,
FOB jokes were the backbone of 2025,
get back to work little stooge.

of penis envy,
this i have not,
it was a reference to your trip to paris,
if not mistaken - it was with your brother, i thought?


now move right along,
and try to stomach that lunch,
cause i'm coming back up,
and up with a punch -

a sharp pain in your side,
as you gurgle and puke me back out,
you can't stomach a dog,
you'd rather a mouse,

so never forget,
and to me dont talk bad,
cause i love me asians -
afterall i'm your dad.