doubtful that i would let them treat me for lung cancer. once it got diagnosed I'll probably just tell them fine. get my coffin ready. have a nice day quack a doodle doo. from what i've read the treatment is expensive, full of suffering and doesn't really work all that well anyway.

probably more likely that I'll get drunk one night and it'll trigger a heart attack or stroke and I'll lie here incapacitated until i die and then it'll take a few days or weeks for somebody to notice that I'm stinking up the place.