Meanwhile, Candy says "Primary is fluff. You don't login for a day and you fall behind. Don't have the time or schedule to play to a rigid schedule. That doesn't happen on Alliance. I give up."

Meanwhile, he finishes 2nd on Alliance today, logs on IRC every 4 hours to pester me with questions about how to beat Eugene (who finished 3rd) for 2 weeks.

Edit: 2nd, not 3rd.