Jan 6th 2014, 16:44:31
TELLA!
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!
YOU'RE SHAKING MY CONFIDENCE DAILY!
OH TELLARION!
I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES!
I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE TO CALM DOWN!
JUST CALM DOWN!
ALL SERIOUSNESS ASIDE THOUGH, WE CANNOT HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU DID NOT VOICE SUCH DISPLEASURE WHEN IT WAS H4X0R THE FLAILING CHICKEN WHO WAS THE TARGET OF OUR REVENGE. NEVER THEN DID YOU SUGGEST THAT WE HAD NO RIGHT TO DEFEND OURSELVES AS WE SAW FIT.
WHEN WE DEFENDED OURSELVES AGAINST SOL, WE DO NOT RECALL YOU BEING ONE OF THE OUTRAGED PARTIES, DISGUSTED WITH US FOR HITTING A DIFFERENT MEMBER OF SOL THAN THE ONE WHO HAD COMMITTED THE WORST ATTROCITIES AGAINST US.
WHEN WE WERE BESIEGED BY TIE IN APRIL, WITH LITERALLY ZERO PROVOCATION BY US, DID YOU PUBLICALLY CRITICIZE THEM? IF SO, WE DO NOT REMEMBER IT, AND THERE IS NO COMMENT FROM YOU IN TIE'S DECLARATION OF WAR ON US (TIE IS BORED)
AND YET NOW, EVERY TIME WE MUST ENACT RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE, YOU APPEAR ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, TO BERATE US FOR PERFORMING OUR DUTY. WHEN WE ENGAGED JUST ONE RAGE COUNTRY FOR ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST US, YOU CALLED US BARBARIANS.. WHEN WE LEARN OUR LESSON AND DECIDE THAT FROM NOW ON WE MUST ENGAGE ENTIRE ALLIANCES FOR THE TRANSGRESSIONS OF THEIR MEMBERS, YOU CALL US TERRORISTS AGAINST THE "INNOCENT".
WE KNOW YOU HAVE AN AXE TO GRIND. WE KNOW YOU DID NOT LIKE WHAT WE HAD TO DO IN ORDER TO OBTAIN OUR RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE AGAINST TIE. BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT IS ABOUT TIME TO LET IT GO ALREADY? TIE BURIED THE HATCHET WITH US MONTHS AGO.
TELL ME, TELLA! WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE TPA'S RESPONSE WOULD BE IF WE WERE TO ENGAGE ONLY THE THREE MEMBERS OF THEIRS WHICH HAVE COMMITTED AGGRESSION AGAINST US THIS RESET? WOULD WE NOT AT THAT POINT HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH ALL OF TPA? SO WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? THOSE "INNOCENTS" WHOM WE HAVE ATTACKED WOULD HAVE BEEN FORCED TO ENGAGE US, WOULD THEY NOT?
OH, AND REGARDING YOUR NEW WORD FOR US... "HYPOCRISY" IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE WORDS. IT IS NOT NEW TO US AT ALL. YOU SEE, ATTACKING A NATION IN ORDER TO STEAL IT'S LAND, AND THEN MOANING AND WAILING WHEN YOUR VICTIM RETALIATES, IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF HYPOCRISY. WE SEE IT EVERY DAY, AND WE HATE IT. THIS IS WHY WE BEGAN TO FOLLOW THE PATH OF VIOLENT PACIFISM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
HA!
SAM
EXPLAINER OF THE OBVIOUS,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!
YOU'RE SHAKING MY CONFIDENCE DAILY!
OH TELLARION!
I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES!
I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE TO CALM DOWN!
JUST CALM DOWN!
ALL SERIOUSNESS ASIDE THOUGH, WE CANNOT HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU DID NOT VOICE SUCH DISPLEASURE WHEN IT WAS H4X0R THE FLAILING CHICKEN WHO WAS THE TARGET OF OUR REVENGE. NEVER THEN DID YOU SUGGEST THAT WE HAD NO RIGHT TO DEFEND OURSELVES AS WE SAW FIT.
WHEN WE DEFENDED OURSELVES AGAINST SOL, WE DO NOT RECALL YOU BEING ONE OF THE OUTRAGED PARTIES, DISGUSTED WITH US FOR HITTING A DIFFERENT MEMBER OF SOL THAN THE ONE WHO HAD COMMITTED THE WORST ATTROCITIES AGAINST US.
WHEN WE WERE BESIEGED BY TIE IN APRIL, WITH LITERALLY ZERO PROVOCATION BY US, DID YOU PUBLICALLY CRITICIZE THEM? IF SO, WE DO NOT REMEMBER IT, AND THERE IS NO COMMENT FROM YOU IN TIE'S DECLARATION OF WAR ON US (TIE IS BORED)
AND YET NOW, EVERY TIME WE MUST ENACT RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE, YOU APPEAR ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, TO BERATE US FOR PERFORMING OUR DUTY. WHEN WE ENGAGED JUST ONE RAGE COUNTRY FOR ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST US, YOU CALLED US BARBARIANS.. WHEN WE LEARN OUR LESSON AND DECIDE THAT FROM NOW ON WE MUST ENGAGE ENTIRE ALLIANCES FOR THE TRANSGRESSIONS OF THEIR MEMBERS, YOU CALL US TERRORISTS AGAINST THE "INNOCENT".
WE KNOW YOU HAVE AN AXE TO GRIND. WE KNOW YOU DID NOT LIKE WHAT WE HAD TO DO IN ORDER TO OBTAIN OUR RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE AGAINST TIE. BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT IS ABOUT TIME TO LET IT GO ALREADY? TIE BURIED THE HATCHET WITH US MONTHS AGO.
TELL ME, TELLA! WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE TPA'S RESPONSE WOULD BE IF WE WERE TO ENGAGE ONLY THE THREE MEMBERS OF THEIRS WHICH HAVE COMMITTED AGGRESSION AGAINST US THIS RESET? WOULD WE NOT AT THAT POINT HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH ALL OF TPA? SO WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? THOSE "INNOCENTS" WHOM WE HAVE ATTACKED WOULD HAVE BEEN FORCED TO ENGAGE US, WOULD THEY NOT?
OH, AND REGARDING YOUR NEW WORD FOR US... "HYPOCRISY" IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE WORDS. IT IS NOT NEW TO US AT ALL. YOU SEE, ATTACKING A NATION IN ORDER TO STEAL IT'S LAND, AND THEN MOANING AND WAILING WHEN YOUR VICTIM RETALIATES, IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF HYPOCRISY. WE SEE IT EVERY DAY, AND WE HATE IT. THIS IS WHY WE BEGAN TO FOLLOW THE PATH OF VIOLENT PACIFISM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
HA!
SAM
EXPLAINER OF THE OBVIOUS,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!