WE ARE AMAZED AT HOW MANY OF YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE DESERVING OF JOIN US, WE (I) MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE , SEEING HOW I WAS DRUNK, AND TO LAZY TO ACTUALLY REVIEW, ALL (ANY) OF YOU. IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED THAT WE WILL HAVE A OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR THIS SET ONLY.

THINGS THAT, THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! CAN OFFER YOU...

1. THE ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY 0
2. PLAYTIME WITH THE INFINITE MONKEYS.
3. BACON
4. A ADVANCE COPY OF SAMS' AUTOBIOGRAPHY " EARLY BOOMER"
5. MAKE WHAT EVER YOU SAY SOUND COOL, BUY TEACHING YOU THE FONT OF POWER
6. MANY OTHER SECRET THING THAT MAY NOT DISCUSSED HERE.