Aug 27th 2014, 0:24:24
We hold these truths to be self evident
1. Bidets are embarrassing; the work of the devil; and should only be used by french persons and other dubious foreign personages.
2. Any Earther who sends his troops and tanks off on a PS is a nOOb and is hereby consigned to the ultimate darkness.
3. We have a very strong retal policy: if there is a retal around we want to be in control of it.
Now, everyone gets a vote. Anyone voting twice will be retalled L:80%L. Anyone voting three times gets a medal.
PAY ATTENTION, THIS IS TRICKY - Country A grabs country B (following it so far?)
Country B is a pissant freeloader who looks to his clan to maintain tag protection and can't be bothered to protect his land.
OK, country A (ranked 104) does good on his grab on country B (ranked 164) (told you he's a pissant, Ha) and gets 581 acres.
Now country B (still following I hope) has a PILE of cash (no defence = no expenses, aha this guy is no mug) and could buy jets and retal for himself
BUT NO
Country C (yes, it's getting confusing) retals. This guy is top ten with a bunch of acres. So he just gets 401 acres on the retal. Ah, disappointing.
But no! These guys have a POLICY. It says if they don't get back 80% of the land they can't be bothered to defend they hit again.
Now the VOTE.
1. Vote "yeah". Country A (try and remember who that is) ACCEPTS this POLICY bowing to the great minds that thought it up.
2. Vote "nay". Country A says fluff you and fluff your POLICY I HATE damn netting and no one would let me into their war (boo hoo) so I'm gonna have one of my own (hurrah!).
YOU decide. DEMOCRACY in action. Teller, me; casting vote; mine; bribes and freebies - mine too.
Unfortunately there is a bit of a kick in the tail. Country A (remember him) has a clan mate sitting at No.1. Maybe this clan mate doesn't want his set spoiled by a pissing up the wall contest? So should discretion and a bit of consideration for others come into this tale? NEVER I say. But YOU have a vote. What do YOU say.
(Vote quickly people, I'm saving turns and it's BORING.)
1. Bidets are embarrassing; the work of the devil; and should only be used by french persons and other dubious foreign personages.
2. Any Earther who sends his troops and tanks off on a PS is a nOOb and is hereby consigned to the ultimate darkness.
3. We have a very strong retal policy: if there is a retal around we want to be in control of it.
Now, everyone gets a vote. Anyone voting twice will be retalled L:80%L. Anyone voting three times gets a medal.
PAY ATTENTION, THIS IS TRICKY - Country A grabs country B (following it so far?)
Country B is a pissant freeloader who looks to his clan to maintain tag protection and can't be bothered to protect his land.
OK, country A (ranked 104) does good on his grab on country B (ranked 164) (told you he's a pissant, Ha) and gets 581 acres.
Now country B (still following I hope) has a PILE of cash (no defence = no expenses, aha this guy is no mug) and could buy jets and retal for himself
BUT NO
Country C (yes, it's getting confusing) retals. This guy is top ten with a bunch of acres. So he just gets 401 acres on the retal. Ah, disappointing.
But no! These guys have a POLICY. It says if they don't get back 80% of the land they can't be bothered to defend they hit again.
Now the VOTE.
1. Vote "yeah". Country A (try and remember who that is) ACCEPTS this POLICY bowing to the great minds that thought it up.
2. Vote "nay". Country A says fluff you and fluff your POLICY I HATE damn netting and no one would let me into their war (boo hoo) so I'm gonna have one of my own (hurrah!).
YOU decide. DEMOCRACY in action. Teller, me; casting vote; mine; bribes and freebies - mine too.
Unfortunately there is a bit of a kick in the tail. Country A (remember him) has a clan mate sitting at No.1. Maybe this clan mate doesn't want his set spoiled by a pissing up the wall contest? So should discretion and a bit of consideration for others come into this tale? NEVER I say. But YOU have a vote. What do YOU say.
(Vote quickly people, I'm saving turns and it's BORING.)