But seriously.... to expand on the "list" point

Step 1: Redo the UI so it's mobile-focused and responsive (and looks better on desktops too)
Step 2: Create simple apps for iOS and Android using web containers
Step 3: Less complaining :D

I've grown very tired of PHP as a language and am swamped in general so it's unlikely I'll ever have a 2010 sort of attitude for this game again. That being said, I'll help do a UI redesign when qz's back into developing even if it's only creating some new markup/css and writing the iOS/Android wrappers.