/begin rant

Jon Snow was a Targaryen ... For no fluffing reason.

Cersei got pregnant ... For no fluffing reason.

Euron thought he was going to be a father ... For no fluffing reason.

Euron and his men had no problem shooting down Rhaegal but his entire fleet and Kings Landing couldn't land a hit on the much bigger Drogon ... For no fluffing reason.

Yara hid at the Iron Islands during the battle at King's Landing ... For no fluffing reason.

Bran became the 3 eyed Raven ... For no fluffing reason.

Dany did amazing things setting folks free for 8 straight seasons ... For no fluffing reason.

Everyone you wanted to die died ... For no fluffing reason.

Melisandre walks out into the field and turns to dust ... For no fluffing reason.

Bran Stark is a character no one cares about for 8 seasons becomes king ... For no fluffing reason.

I've watched GoT since 2011 ... For no fluffing reason.

/end rant

(some excerpts borrowed, others improvised)