When you set your tax rate to 0% and run turns while drinking any alcohol.

TaSk1 Torpedo
Take a beer and fill it with an entire shaker of salt.

Sinistril mojito
Buy enough alcohol for an entire party but share it with no one.

Xyle cranberry
We've only ever heard people talk about how good this drink is, but none of us have seen it.

Gerdlager
PBR. Hipsters talk about how cool it is.

Marshal
Cocaine and Vodka. Makes you not remember a thing but talk about it constantly